Shawn Binder

If I had a dollar for every time my sister would dig her nails into my arms until they bled, I would be making it rain on everyone who reads this website.

Will you stand by me if I grow old and tired, or begin to wither away before your eyes before i’m ready.

Only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone
What does that make me?

Frat boys are so homoerotic sometimes I can’t stand it. Just spank each other, already. I won’t try to stop you!

You’re welcome, internet.

Finish your drink every time Taissa Farmiga’s character murders a boy with her vagina.

I have always liked P!nk best when she is pissed off and angry at the patriarchy.

He left a trail of mangled bodies after purposefully botching surgeries. There was the man who came in with arm spasms only to wake up with his arms amputated.