Shawn Binder

You’re welcome, internet.

Finish your drink every time Taissa Farmiga’s character murders a boy with her vagina.

I have always liked P!nk best when she is pissed off and angry at the patriarchy.

He left a trail of mangled bodies after purposefully botching surgeries. There was the man who came in with arm spasms only to wake up with his arms amputated.

So basically like strip clubs and Quidditch, that’s what I think an internship consists of.

You’ll wake up one day to find the connections that kept you attached to someone are so deeply severed they can never be completely repaired.

After a breakup I don’t feel like showering or working out or eating anything other than ramen smothered in sriracha sauce.

9. The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.

Was I really that hard to read? I wondered. I wanted to open up to him; I wanted to feel connected to him.