27 Reasons Why Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Are Actually The Least Favorite Dogs In The World

1. The Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are considered a ‘toy breed’ by the American Kennel Club.

2. A ‘toy breed’.

3. Like, ugh.

4. They’re not toys at all.

5. A total lie.

6. Stop looking at me like that.

7. Anyway, they’re supposedly friendly and affectionate…

8. …and gentle, too.

9. Yeah, right.

10. Just look at those fangs.

11. And that stare.

12. It’s enough to scare the daylights out of anyone.

13. See?

14. Terrifying.

15. And my god, they can like, multiply in no time.

16. HOW?!?!?

17. I’m certain that smile is the smile of a killer.

18. What they’ve done to that roll of toilet paper, they’ll do to me when I’m asleep.

19. These creatures are so terrifying.

20. King Charles? He must’ve been insane to have named this breed after himself.

21. Look, this one thinks it’s human!

22. Now do you see what’s going on here?

23. Well, do you?

24. They know we’re surveilling them.

25. Please help spread the word…

26. …about this horrifying breed…

27. …of dogs.

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