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27 Reasons Why Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Are Actually The Least Favorite Dogs In The World

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1. The Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are considered a ‘toy breed’ by the American Kennel Club.

2. A ‘toy breed’.

Brotherly bath time 🐢🐢🐢🐢 πŸ›

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3. Like, ugh.

Happy Halloween!

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4. They’re not toys at all.

Rare family photo πŸ˜‰

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5. A total lie.

6. Stop looking at me like that.

7. Anyway, they’re supposedly friendly and affectionate…

8. …and gentle, too.

9. Yeah, right.

10. Just look at those fangs.

Good morning, friends! Have a beautiful day! β˜€οΈ

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11. And that stare.

Oh I'm a happy bear!!! 🐢🐻

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12. It’s enough to scare the daylights out of anyone.

Hello friends! Jamie here! We were tagged by @charlie_king_charles_cavalier @busterporter @theodore_and_casey_the_ckcs to share 20 facts about us. 1. Josh and I are litter mates born on 1-28-11. 2. Jasper was born on 8-30-12. 3. My nicknames are Rainman, Rainy, Special, and Cheddar. 4. Josh's are Pootsy, Bubba, and Billy goat. 5. Jasper's are Jasperado, PeePee, and PeePeerado. 6. Josh farts and snores like a grown man. 7. I lick/clean my brothers' faces everyday. 8. We ❀️ toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, and paper. 9. If snuggling were an Olympic event, we'd be gold medalists. 10. Jasper has had 2 knee surgeries and lots of physical therapy πŸ’°πŸ’°. 11. We are afraid of the scary food bowl, so we are hand fed 😜 (suckers!). 12. We sleep in mommy and daddy's bed…usually on their heads. 13. Jasper likes to poop on the stairs. 14. Josh is in love with his girlfriend Mila πŸŽ€ @karlymila . 15. Our favorite toys are Tupperware bowls and lids (we steal them from mommy). 16. We love having @bentleythecav @spoiledcavaliers @karavoice over for slumber parties! 17. We ❀️ peanut butter, cheese, and chicken. 18. Mommy is our BFF. 19. Jasper is the only one of us that barks. He barks at the tv, his reflection, shadows, everything! 20. We are so thankful for all the friends we have made on Instagram!!! 😘😘😘

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13. See?

14. Terrifying.

15. And my god, they can like, multiply in no time.

Treat time!

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16. HOW?!?!?

17. I’m certain that smile is the smile of a killer.

18. What they’ve done to that roll of toilet paper, they’ll do to me when I’m asleep.

19. These creatures are so terrifying.

20. King Charles? He must’ve been insane to have named this breed after himself.

21. Look, this one thinks it’s human!

22. Now do you see what’s going on here?

23. Well, do you?

24. They know we’re surveilling them.

25. Please help spread the word…

26. …about this horrifying breed…

27. …of dogs.

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