12 Reasons You Should Totally Never Move To Colorado

Don't ever, EVER move to Colorado!

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1. It smells like crap, they have no local cuisine to speak of.

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Flickr / Julian

Colorado lamb anyone?

2. The people are lazy as hell.

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Flickr / Kool Cats Photography over 3 Million Views

3. The weather? What weather. There’s no such thing as weather in Colorado.

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Flickr / Arkansas ShutterBug
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Flickr / Jake Sutton

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4. Pot? What? There’s no such thing as ‘pot’ here.

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5. Trees? What are you talking about?

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6. There’s no rivers here.

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Flickr / Tobias

7. Not even mountains. Nope.

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8. Houses? Forget about it.

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9. Seriously, forget about them.

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10. What did I tell you? Forget about the houses.

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11. Outdoor activities? There’s no such thing like that in Colorado.

12. Colorado is full. Like, there’s no place for any more people. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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Flickr / Zach Dischner