Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
Your trademark usually starts with: “let’s do this!”. Whether we’re on about a new experience or anything that brings novelty into your life, Aries is well known for the courage and confidence. We could easily call you the Spartans of the zodiac. And as the famous quote says: “Son, either with this, or on this”. Most likely on top of it.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
They call you bull, but they also call you bull-headed for a serious reason. On the bright side though, the most stubborn of the zodiac knows how to value friendship. Taurus is loyal, loves his friends, but never expect them to admit they were ever wrong with something. EVER. Because they’re stubbornness next level with heavy feet.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
If it ever crossed your mind that you will ever have a clue of which side of a Gemini you will get, well, my friend, you’re in for trouble. Or headache for that matter. Geminis are those people who flow. They just flow through every situation. They adapt easily. They flow. But their duality can go from classy to nine feet under if a situation scares them. But after that they just flow some more. To a dark side of a club. Or back home to their newborn baby. Wait, what?
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
Moody as the tide waves, Cancers will swipe you off your feet. Or simply swipe you off the planet. Either way, you will have absolutely no idea what hit you. Drop it like it’s hot, move it like it’s cold, they will keep you asking yourself: “ok, what’s next?”. But you can’t predict their walking, or their talking, What you can do is go with the flow and enjoy the contrasts they have to offer.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
Flashy. Loud. And proud. Leos love to be the center of attention, but sometimes they just don’t know when enough is enough. They’ll most likely overshare with you things that might, or might not, be of any interest. They will get you drunk, get themselves drunk, and convince you that a bikini run in the snow is a good idea. Because if we are talking crazy talent show, they win first prize.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Hardworking, analytical, and practical, Virgo is all that good stuff. And it just doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone. They know “how to study”, but also pull the tips and tricks in such a way they made it top in school without even having any idea what they’re doing. Your ability is to analyze, but you can as well overanalyze. All the time. “What if’s” share too much space with you, leaving way too little room for anything else. C’mon, V., don’t be a douche!
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
It’s hard to make these guys balance and do something alone by themselves, but hey, not everyone in here is perfect, right? Social butterfly Libra can charm anyone with the relaxed attitude, but what lies deep inside is a desire for perfection that sometimes is hard to achieve. Don’t be so hard on yourself, people look up to you because you are the symbol of harmony. In your good days.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
The thing about you guys is that you… sting! Otherwise, everybody likes you, fancies you, find your hot, sweats for you, cuts off their panties for you, would pay fortunes to have you as lovers. If someone hooks up with you on a drunk night out, they’ll say: “Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Ooh, heaven is a place on earth!”.
Just that put more bed into it. Now. Oh, and expect some mess. Of all kinds.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
On a date with Inspector Gadget? Truth is that Sagittarius has this absolutely unique way of finding out things. What you like, whom you’re dating (just a little before you actually even know you’re dating), what’s you past, your daily activities, why we are writing these things about them here. You are a master at pulling out information from people, threatening them with those arrows that only shoot charm. And the next police station.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
Original in almost anything they puzzle up together, you Capricorns have a personality of your own that is interesting and magnetic. You have values, you work hard, play hard, yet something makes you feel insecure. Buy why? You are emotion in motion, energy in motion, call it however, you are are a soul blessed with direction and good intuition. So what are you goating on about? You show others what value means in relationships, and that’s somethine everybody should look you up to.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
You are the old and wise thinker of the zodiac, with the ability to solve tense and difficult situations that no mental institution could figure out. Emotions are hard to handle at times for you, but not impossible to achieve. Ask for what you need, and you will be surprised to see how much gentleness is out there waiting for you.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Intuition and a sweet tooth for arts, this fish will be swimming deep waters. Romantic at heart, you will be searching oceans and seas for that one true love, testing, searching, testing, and yet again searching. Some might say you’re easy at heart, but all as the song plays, “all I wanna do is make love to you”- this is nothing less than the journey in search of what everybody wants to call a day out with.