This Is How You Procrastinate (In One Sentence), Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You procrastinate your life away by always postponing to leave a toxic relationship.  

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You procrastinate by avoiding to tell people the truth, in their faces.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You procrastinate by pushing everything you have to do to a risky limit.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You procrastinate by day-dreaming your life away, musing about what could be and what could’ve been, and generally forgetting to pick up calls.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You procrastinate handling your finances until it’s only too late in life.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You procrastinate by being terribly disorganised.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You procrastinate by telling yourself you don’t need to become better, people should simply get by with your character.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You procrastinate by avoiding to learn new skills, out of uncertainty and the possibility to suck in front of strangers.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You procrastinate by always postponing your biggest dreams, out of fear you’ll never be able to make them.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You procrastinate by choosing to spend some more hours stalking people on Facebook each morning instead of finishing your work and doing something more inspiring (and healthy).

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You procrastinate by staying up super late each night, watching at least three horror films while emptying a bottle and then sleeping late on a deadline.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Your procrastinate by avoiding contact with everyone you must call or text ASAP until they burn out your phone with desperate messages. Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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