Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
He’s a natural born fuckboy. He’s smart, impulsive, charming and deliberately proud of being a player. He’s the type who will date you a couple times just to prove his friends he’s better than them at getting you hooked.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
He’s a seriously dangerous fuckboy. He’ll play all nice and lovely in the beginning, then he’ll have raging tantrums directed at you because he feels entitled and superior. Beware, once you’re hooking up with this player, your happy days are counted.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
He’s a two-faced fuckboy. He will act like everything is fine and dandy, then he will suddenly ask you to “get yo shit out of my house! now!”. He’s the type of guy that will leave you wondering for a very long time what you did wrong.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
He’s a passionate fuckboy. When he wants something, he makes sure he gets it. He uses his whole arsenal to seduce a girl, but grows bored quite fast. He is passionate in the beginning, but his flame burns out fast, revealing his truly unpleasant personality.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
He’s the master of fuckboys! Leos can be terrible players, mostly if sex is involved. They will make you fall head over high heels with them, take you to bed, and never call back one single time afterwards.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
He’s a greedy fuckboy. He wants to have you, play with you, but never give you options to date other people. He wants you all for himself, but will never agree to offer himself whole to only one woman.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
He’s the type of fuckboy who will disguise himself into a charismatic and adorable romantic prospect. He will lure you into falling for him, but will never truly commit. If you try to leave him or call him out, he will play a sentimental speech and probably say I must let you go….because you mean so much to me. But I will fall in love with somebody else.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
He’s the dangerous fuckboy. Mischievous, arrogant, feisty…and never there for you when you need him. He will set your heart on fire and punish you for loving him. He can’t love himself at all, so he will take it out on you.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
He’s a terribly strange breed of a fuckboy. With a Sag, you never really know if they’re in love, pretending or just looking forward to fuck you.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
He’s a conventional fuckboy. He will break your heart because he’s a man, and he can. His primitive thinking will still take him great lengths though, as he knows how to make a woman feel wanted.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
He’s a perverted fuckboy. He’s charming and considerate, and will shower you with flowers, gifts and precious one on one moments. But alike fellow Cancer, he becomes bored very quickly and eager to dump you with no remorse. He also has a bad temper.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
He’s the avoidant type, who will tell you from the start that he’s emotionally unavailable but that he still likes you. He will be there for the sex and the compliments, but that’s pretty much it.