Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
You secretly hate people because they try to act like they’re smarter than you. I mean, who’s kidding you, Aries? With your feisty temper and your stubbornness, few can keep up with your opinions and flammable debates. No one can compete with you or convince you.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
You secretly hate people because you’re too egocentric. You think others deserve less than you do, or worse – that they deserve their fate because they didn’t struggle enough.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
You secretly hate people whenever you feel down. You can be the bestest of friends with someone or be the nicest person to your lover, but nothing turns your inner jerk on like depression.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
You secretly hate people when they are related to your exes. You stalk their new or ex-ex partners online and make up crazy scenarios in your head because you secretly have low self esteem.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
You secretly hate people who make you feel inferior. This can be either about money, personality or looks, but either way, you feel discarded whenever someone seems in a better place than you. Work on your self esteem and things will look brighter!
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
You secretly hate people when they are not fun. You consider yourself fun and laid back and you don’t want to put up with all the negativity the world has to offer. Your motto is to laugh, live and get laid.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
You secretly hate people who don’t like you. Deep inside you wish everyone would fall head over heals over you.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
You secretly hate people who try to befriend you without having anything in common with you. Your ideals of friendship and loyalty deny you of taking chances with strangers thus you prefer to stick to what you know and close some doors before you get disappointed.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
You secretly hate negative people and generally people who contradict your views about life. You want to not be bothered or saddened with their attitudes thus you prefer to stick to your point of view and kindly dismiss everyone who doesn’t agree.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
You secretly hate people because they question who you are. You are simply fed up with their opinions, unsolicited advice and personal recipes on how to kill the anxious buzz that cripples you every time you have to meet someone.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
You secretly hate people who try to change you. Or those who ask why you’re upset when you’re in fact being yourself: serious, silent and analytical. You sometimes hate people so much you wish they tripped on a lego at night and broke their teeth.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
You secretly hate people for telling you what to do, how to be and especially that moment when they ask why are you such a shy introvert? You just want to be left alone in your contemplation of the world so you can come up with witty ways to let people know you hate them (without hurting them).