This Is Why He’s Such A Jerk, Based On His Zodiac Sign

Derrick Freske

Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

He’s a jerk because he’s always aggressive. He’s stubborn way over the limit and always questions your feelings. His jerkiness is most visible when he starts a fight in a bar because the barista winked at you.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

He’s a jerk because he throws bad words at you like knives. He’s abusive whenever he claims you should stop wearing this over that and when he demands you don’t meet anyone without inviting him.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

He’s a jerk because he lies to you. He’s a jerk because he has many affairs behind your back and still doesn’t admit to any of them.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

He’s a jerk because he doesn’t care about your passions and hobbies. He’s a jerk because he looks down on you when you have something big going on in your career, but he misses out on congratulating you. He’s a jerk because he thinks he’s better than you – at everything.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

He’s a jerk because he lures you into almost relationships and other kind of doubtful intimations. He’s a jerk because he asks you to sleep with him without a condom, because he’s clean and you know.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

He’s a jerk because he doesn’t have confidence in your relationship. He’s a jerk for not listening to your needs and doesn’t enjoy your individuality. He’s a jerk because he’s secretly always jealous.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

He’s a jerk because he doesn’t call back. He doesn’t answer your texts either, because he likes to play hard to get and only occasionally wants to meet for sex. He’s a jerk because he always leads you on in love, then says But I am emotionally unavailable. 

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

He’s a jerk because he doesn’t clean after himself. He wants you to be his mother.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

He’s a jerk because he never does what he promises. He’s the type of jerk who will bail out on you on an important occasion, such as a celebration or even marriage.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

He’s a jerk because he’s too lazy to get involved further with you. He prefers to be a couch potato and ooze on beer and questionable TV shows.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

He’s a jerk because he has a bad temper. He lashes out at people whenever he doesn’t feel understood and has a nasty habit of breaking objects around the house when he’s furious.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

He’s a jerk because he thinks it’s okay to insult people. He’s always excusing himself by saying This is simply who I am. He’s also secretive and domineering. he’s the worst kind of jerk! TC mark

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