The 5 Stages Of Moving In With Your Boyfriend

Stage 1: You Think This Is A Great Idea

When you decide to move in with your boyfriend, you think this is a great idea. He thinks this is a great idea too. It feels like the next step. No big deal, you practically live at each other’s place anyways. You think about how you won’t need two yoga mats and two sets of makeup anymore. This makes you happy. Sure, you always said you wouldn’t live with a guy until you were engaged or married, but this just feels right. He makes you a better person. You’re in love. You’re also sick of lugging that goddamn overnight duffle bag back and forth on the L Train.

You insist on getting a new place together because you read an article somewhere that said it was a terrible idea to move into a man’s apartment. They’re territorial or something. But after looking at apartments for two days, you agree to move into his Williamsburg loft. Fuck apartment shopping. You’d rather be stuck in Times Square with a thousand tourists in that Forever 21 that burns your eyeballs with its fluorescent lights than apartment shop.

You subtly announce that you and your boyfriend are moving in together to your best friend the next day. You anticipate a gasp. She shrieks! You’ve revealed the most exciting gossip for her to share with the rest of the friends in your group. You like being the center of attention. It feels good. You are happy you don’t have to compete with them over hot boys at bars anymore. This is great!

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  • http://www.nosexcity.com NoSexCity

    Why is this depressing? Why do I want to cry? Dammit.

  • David T.

    I moved in with my boyfriend yesterday, for the 2nd time since we started dating 5 years ago, broke up, and got back together. First time was a lot like this. Second time will be much better. 

  • Anonymous Hippo

    oh.. he’s suppose to be the one buying all the furniture? 

  • Nicole

    You forgot the “Repeat Forever” stage.

  • Dan

    Haha, I dived straight in without reading the header and assumed the writer was a woman. Nothing in the text gave me a clue that this wasn’t the case.

    CURSE MY HETEROCENTRIC WORLDVIEW

    • Guest

      Ryan is a woman.

      • Dan

        CURSE MY GENDER-BASED NOMENCLATURAL ASSUMPTIONS

  • Prettymisanthrope

    This just sounds like two immature people that are not ready to cohabitate.  Moving in is really not that hard if you have a good foundation of respect and communication.

    • Guest

      Hows the bf in this scenario immature?

      • Angela

        Ummmm he leaves ice cream out on the counter and change everywhere?? 

  • http://twitter.com/kfmurph Katy Murphy

    this makes me want to puke rainbows.

  • MichelinaNeverland

    This is all [exactly] how it goes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500654073 Kevin Kelly Kenkel

    this should be retitled to “The 5 Stages of Moving In With Your Boyfriend… If You’re a Bitch.”

    • http://fastfoodies.org Briana

      “You don’t want to watch it online because you hate the online commercials, you scream! “

  • http://fastfoodies.org Briana

    I just moved in with my fuck-buddy/bff.

    LOL WUT

  • Bows_and_smiles

    I really liked this even though I’m not in a relationship. Pictured it like a short movie sequence. Boyfriend sounds adorable, and the apartment space sounds really nice. #sojealous

  • Guest

    Here’s how to move in with your boyfriend or anyone else for that matter, if you’re cheap and totally easy to get.

  • Rachel Butters Scotch

    “How to be passive aggressive and get everything you want: Moving in edition.”

  • http://www.guidetomenhattan.com Rachel

    God I want a puppy.

  • Lia

    It must be nice and also depressing to have a boyfriend who convinces you to move in with him by spending thousands of dollars on stupid things that only YOU want for your SHARED space.

  • Samplified

    OMG this is my life right now. Plus we were in NYC a week and THEN both of us wound up sick two days after for the actual move. Thank you.

  • Kali

    Wow I can relate to the thought process, L train and everything. No puppies or expensive furniture for me though

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