Rachel Hodin

Bradley Cooper, bootleg Matthew McConaughey is what you are.

Steve Buscemi’s resemblance to a meth addict is incontestable, but his eyes man, his eyes.

Yet despite these hurdles, I have to say the worst stage of puberty was, without a doubt, the sprouting of those pesky pubes.

During the two years we were together, he cheated on me with six girls I was well acquainted with.