Penelope Trunk

You have your whole life to get a career. This is not true about having a baby.

It’s hard to find the right path, but the good news is that you don’t need to be on the right path, you just need to be on any path.

One of the worst pieces of career advice that I bet each of you has not only gotten but given is to “do what you love.” Forget that. It’s absurd.

There are actually only two choices: be a breadwinner or marry a breadwinner.

You are out of step socially in terms of grooming or sex.

Get plastic surgery.