5. Kelly Clarkson, “Since U Been Gone”
I know that we can’t use the term “gay” to mean “lame” anymore, but that just means that I need a new slang word to describe my affection for this song. My love for this song is so totally insert new slang word here.
Anyway, I don’t know much about Kelly Clarkson, except that she looks about 2% chubby in this video, but I do know this — if you have to write a whole song about how you’re so-oooo over someone, then you’re not really over them. I’m sorry, Kelly, but you’re lying, girl. You’re still not over him. But he’s not coming back to U.