3. Scandal, “The Warrior”
“SHOOTIN’ AT THE WALLS OF HEARTACHE, BANG BANG! I AM THE WARRIOR! VICTORY IS MII-IIIINE!!!” This is my “getting psyched up” song that I play right before I have a big date or an important court appearance or something. Suffice it to say that I have the wussiest “getting psyched up” routine in the history of Western Civilization. Also, don’t watch this video because it’ll make your eyes bleed from the sheer awfulness of it all.