(March 21st to April 19th)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when you knock on his door at 2 am just to ask him how he’s doing because you were ‘in the neighborhood.’ Your adventurous spirit isn’t scared of what he’ll think or how he’ll respond, you just do it, and that’s exactly why he thinks you’re crazy.
(April 20th to May 21st)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy because you requested to follow his current girlfriend on every social media platform she has. Your possessive over something you realistically shouldn’t be possessive of, and that’s his love life. You’re not about to reach out to her and become her best friend, but you want to stalk her with your free time, and if you think he can do better, you’ll probably let him know.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy because you can’t decide whether or not you want to be with him. One week you’ll tell him you still love him, and the next you’re sending him late night snapchats from some bar with a very attractive stranger that you’re probably going to hook up with. It’s never your intention to hurt him, and you try to be sensitive to his feelings, but your mixed signals not only confuse him, they make him think you’re nuts.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy because you let your emotions get the best of you. When you’re hurt, you feel really hurt, when you’re sad, you feel really sad. It’s great to be super in-touch with your feelings, but when you take them out on your ex, he gets the wrong impression, and that impression is that you’re crazy.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy because you moved in with a new boyfriend only 2 months after breaking up with him. You naturally take the reign of your relationships, and your strong-minded individuality makes you fearless, so when things are going great with your new boo, you’re not afraid to take the next step, but your ex thinks your crazy for moving on so quickly.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy because you overthink EVERYTHING. When he reaches out to see how you’re doing you wonder if he wants to get back together, you think he must still care about you, love you, want to rekindle the flame, and when he does you revaluate your entire relationship, and you let him in on the process. He doesn’t want to over-analyze what you two used to have, and if he does want to rekindle the flame, then he wants to just start from where you both are now, not where you were when your relationship ended. He thinks you’re crazy when you dissect every little thing about what you two used to have.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Your ex only thinks you’re crazy when the grudge you’ve been holding for centuries surfaces. When you two broke up you just wanted a peaceful ending, but your desire for a mutual breakup caused you to bottle up your actual feelings, and when they unexpectedly explode is the moment he realizes you’re not as calm and collected as he thought.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when you tweet at his new girlfriend how repulsive she is, and how she’s doomed to be heart broken. Even if you don’t truly think that, sometimes your impulses and jealousy make you say things you don’t mean, or in this case, tweet them. You’re brave enough to let him know he’s an idiot for dumping you, and you’re brave enough to tell his current girlfriend off, but he thinks you’re crazy because of it.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when you travel the world with just a backpack to get over him, but that’s just who you are. You’re not necessarily trying to get over him, you’re just not allowing a breakup to deter your adventurous spirit.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when you make a list of reasons why you’re better off without him, and then text him a picture of it. You know everything, and everyone who knows you knows that, including your ex. You don’t forgive easily, so that combined with your smarts and responsibility, means you’re going to let him know he’s a jerk in an extremely well thought-out way.
(January 21st to February 18th)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when you block his number, his instagram, his facebook and any other possible form of communication that he could potentially reach out to you on. You’re independent, and when your relationships end, they end. You don’t need someone back in your life who chose to leave it, and this might slightly insult him, so when he can’t reach you, EVER, he’ll tell everyone you’re crazy.
(February 19th to March 20th)
Your ex thinks you’re crazy when your breakup becomes the inspiration for your new poetry book, or your beautifully painted masterpiece, or whatever other form of creative expression that tickles your fancy. You are an artist and the way you deal with the sometimes shitty things that happen to you is by putting them on the page, or in that song, or anything else you might create. He thinks you’re crazy, but your breakups become brilliant creations so, whatever.