16 Men On The Little Things Their Girlfriend Does That Actually Really Annoys Them

1. “When she asks if those pants make her butt look big. I like it when her butt looks big so how am I supposed to answer that question correctly?” —Matt, 26

2. “Hair! Her hair is everywhere. On my carpet, in my shower drain, in my effing dishwasher. Her hair is beautiful, but she sheds worse than my black lab.” —Anthony, 28

3. “Sometimes she likes to talk about little arguments we had with her friends… while I’m sitting right next to her. It’s like she’s talking about me when I’m not there, but I’m still in the room. It’s just weird.” —Theo, 27

4. “Sometimes she just wants to talk when all I want to do is be quiet, and I’m more than willing to listen, but sometimes when I want to be quiet it means I don’t really want to listen either, I just want to kinda be, like in peace and quiet.” —James, 27

5. “When she tells me to stop playing video games. I get it, she wants my undivided attention, but I don’t beg for attention while she’s in a ‘SUPER IMPORTANT’ text convo with her best friend.” —Ken, 26

6. “Can’t stand it when she gets me all horned up before we go to bed, and then she just turns over and goes to sleep. Teasing is hot, but that kind of teasing is just evil.” —Peter, 27

7. “That she tries on 15 different shirts before we go out and then 2 hours later she’s wearing the one she put on first. The other 14 weren’t even necessary to try on, just put the first one on and stick with it.” —Marcus, 25

8. “I hate it when she asks if a zit is really noticeable. Every time I’m going to say no, and every time she doesn’t believe me.” —Greg, 24

9. “The way she justifies spending her money reaaaallly annoys me. If we’re agreeing to split the bill that night we go to a shitty restaurant, but then literally the next day she will buy a pair of shoes that are the equivalent of her paycheck. WTF.” —Mario, 28

10. “Her subtle hints that I’m supposed to understand are actually very important. I can’t read her mind if she’s trying to communicate she’s upset, she’s gotta just tell me.” —Justin, 26

11. “When she looks at her reflection a little too much. You look the same now as you did 5 minutes ago. Yes you’re still beautiful, no need to check.” —Will, 25

12. “Really don’t like it when she advises against me eating or drinking something. I do not need to know, nor do I care how much trans fat is in this double bacon cheeseburger, especially while I’m eating it.” —Vinny, 27

13. “She says she doesn’t want anything for Christmas and then I have absolutely no idea what the hell to get her, and she’ll most likely end up disappointed with my decision anyway.” —Brendan, 26

14. “When she says she doesn’t care what we eat that night and then literally every option I suggest she sighs and acts like it’s not really something she wants.” —Carl, 25

15. “When she’s mad at me she will just get really really quiet. Sometimes I’m not sure if she’s mad at me, or she just wants some quiet time.” —Alex, 26

16. “I don’t really find many things annoying about my girlfriend. If anything I’m annoyed at how much she loves me, makes me feel like I don’t deserve it.” —Nick, 27