1. “I guess I tried to hide the number of people I’ve had sex with, but I didn’t really hide it I just lied to him when he asked.” —Bri, 25
2. “When I first started dating my boyfriend I used to hide my vibrator whenever he slept over. It’s rainbow colored with sparkles so I didn’t need the judgement.” —Alyssa, 24
3. “On one of our first few dates my boyfriend told me that he HATED tattoos. Mine is super tiny and it’s right under my boob so it’s pretty well hidden. Every time we had sex I’d try to position my body in ways where he couldn’t see it. We were probably about 7 dates into the relationship before he even noticed it. Surprise!” —Rebecca, 25
4. “My enormous pile of dirty laundry in my room was kind of impossible to hide. I would just throw everything in the closet when he came over, but then when he went in my closet the secret was out, I’m a pig.” —Nia, 26
5. “I tried to hide my obsession with Hello Kitty, but when my birthday rolled around and all of my friends bought me anything and everything with Hello Kitty on it, flasks, alarm clock, picture frames, sunglasses, he sort of caught on.” —Emily, 24
6. “I dated a lot of girls in college, and by dated I mean fucked. I was hesitant to tell my boyfriend in the beginning, but it slowly went from being something I was hesitant to share, into something I was purposely trying to keep from him. We ran into a girl who I had ‘relations’ with when we were out one night, and I introduced her as my friend from college. Later that night I told him I used to have sex with her and he was strangely turned on by it.” —Kelsey, 25
7. “I eat like a child in grade school, my pantry is full of fruit roll ups, Gushers, and Oreos. When I knew he was going to be in my apartment for the first time I literally took all of the fruit roll ups from my pantry and shoved them in the cabinet below my bathroom sink. When he went to the bathroom he asked why I had fruit roll ups next to my plunger. I told him they make the bathroom smell fruity. We’re still seeing each other, and he is now well aware of my 5th grader eating habits.” —Lyla, 25
8. “My best friend once had a red bump on her boob and she freaked out about it, so she sent me a pic to see what I thought it was. Turns out it was nothing but a pimple, but I never deleted the picture, and one day my boyfriend asked me why I had a photo of someone else’s boobs on my phone. At least it wasn’t me asking him that question.” —Brooke, 26
9. “I kept my diary from high school, just because it’s fun to go back and read all the crazy shit I was thinking about back then, but if my boyfriend ever found it and read it I think I would die of embarrassment.” —Courtney, 23
10. “I definitely used to hide my baby blankie from any boys in college who slept in my dorm room. One boy found it and I said it was my roommates. I’m terrible.” —Janey, 24
11. “I buy super plus tampons, because my period is OBNOXIOUSLY heavy, and I used to have a box of regulars that I’d keep out when he came over because I didn’t want him thinking I had a ‘wide set vagina,’ thanks Mean Girls.” —Claire, 24
12. “I used to hide my Vagisil feminine wash. After I saw that he used girl’s shaving cream because ‘it made his skin softer’ I was like well Vagisil is coming out of the closet.” —Jessica, 25 
