2. “She dumped me. She was the first girl I ever fell in love with. My friends tried to bring me out and get me ‘laid,’ but the last thing I wanted was to be around a woman. Any woman reminded me of her, and if she didn’t remind me of her she made me think of her. I decided it was best to just have some me time, so I went to my usual spot by myself and sat at the bar alone. I vented to the bartender (who knows me pretty well there) and he said he’d buy my drinks for the night. I guess I took advantage of that and had one too many, because all I remember was he took me back to his place, and tried to kiss me, no lie! I told him it was a GIRL who dumped me, and he said he knew. I’m all for open sexuality, but when it comes to myself I am only into the V, not the P. My rebound was almost a dude, but hey I give him props for trying.” —Drew, 26