17 Photos That Prove That Marlon Brando Was The Hottest Person In The History Of Hot People

I know the internet (including myself) is all up on Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling for being ridiculously, ridiculously good looking, but let’s pay respect to the reigning king of  hot people: Marlon Brando. There are a million reasons that he’s sexier than all other people who have existed ever. These photos are just a few of them.

1. Because his hair looks so good messed up.

A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon
A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon

2. Because the man knows how to undress.

A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon
A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon

3. Because he could rock a leather jacket.

The Wild One/Amazon
The Wild One/Amazon

4. Because dirt and grease never looked so good.

A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon
A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon

5. Because you could seriously lick his face all day long.

Flickr/sofi01
Flickr/sofi01

6. Because there’s always that bad boy lurking in him.

Flickr/hto2008
Flickr/hto2008

7. Because seriously, dat smile.

Marlon Brando/The Wild One
Marlon Brando/The Wild One

8. Because you just died a little.

A Streetcar Named Desire/GIF
A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon

9. Because now you’re completely dead.

Bran
A Streetcar Named Desire/Amazon

10. Because he goes with everything, even color.

FuckYeahMarlonBrando/Tumblr
FuckYeahMarlonBrando/Tumblr

11. Because even his deep thoughts are sexy.

FuckYeahMarlonBrando/Tumblr
FuckYeahMarlonBrando/Tumblr

12. Because you’re totally jealous of this girl, even though you don’t even know who she is.

Marlon Brando/Guys and Dolls
Marlon Brando/Guys and Dolls

13. Because from that look on his face, he probably just farted — and it’s still attractive.

The Men/Amazon
The Men/Amazon

14. Because even with two puffy eyes, he looks like a million bucks.

On the Waterfront/Amazon
On the Waterfront/Amazon

15. Because he got to the Caesar cut before Clooney — and did it better.

Marlon Brando/Julius Caesar
Marlon Brando/Julius Caesar

16. Because be honest: Old Brando could still get it.

Last Tango in Paris/Amazon
Last Tango in Paris/Amazon

17. Because this is the only face you’ll ever need to see. TC mark

Behind the Scenes of Streetcar/Amazon
Brando/Songs My Mother Taught Me

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