7. The Little Mermaid

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Ladies, do you want to a get a guy? You should then give up everything for him, including your legs, voice, singing ability, social standing, home, family and the world you know. In return, you should ask almost nothing of them, except that he smile and look absolutely fantastic at all times. You also sacrifice all of these things before you actually get to know him or almost anything about him, not even his middle name or favorite flavor of ice cream.

Takeaway: Disney love is about as deep as being paired with a handsome rich guy on a reality TV show.