There are times when I feel pretty good about living in today’s society, and this is one of them. While doing research on racist ads last week, I found just as many vintage advertisements that were shockingly sexist, in a way it would be a lot harder to get away with today. (Just ask Belvedere Vodka.) From beating (#14, #28, #34) and murdering (#6) your wife to sexual assault overtones (#37), all’s fair in the ad game.

Here are 45 vintage ads that may make you want to rage quit the internet today. Prepare your brain.

1. Leggs

2. U.S. Navy

3. Subaru

4. F.S.C.

5. Parker

6. Pitney Bowes

7. Captain Morgan

8. Kellogg’s

9. Kenwood

10. Dorothy Gray Salon

11. Tipalet

12. Panasonic

13. Lux

14. Chase and Sanborn

15. Hardee’s

16. Warner’s

17. Palmolive

18. Chemstrand Nylon

19. Brown

20. Datacomp

21. VanHeusen

22. Volkswagen

23. Gold Dust

24. Schlitz

25. Warner

26. Love’s Baby Soft

27. Weyenberg

28. Co-Le Sales Company

29. New Ivory Soap

30. Total

31. Drummond

32. Dormeyer

33. Norwich

34. VanHeusen

35. Mickey’s

36. Cigar Institute of America

37. Jade East

38. Listerine

39. Demure Douche

40. Lux

41. Mornidine

42. Exquisite Form

43. Zonite

44. Palmolive

45. Fake, But Basically Perfect