O wasn’t sure what to search for next, because O didn’t know who or what he was.
Hey Carly, me again. It’s New Years Eve. I’m pretty drunk and you’re on TV.
Can I use someone’s Motorola Razr? I need to leave a voicemail for my girlfriend on her landline.
I remember one time she came over and I had cleaned my room, lit a candle, and put on a particularly cheesy album to play to soundtrack my romance that night. And she laughed at it.
That hat cost $80. That man had $80 to spend on a hat. That man had a job and a lifestyle which afforded him the cost of a week’s worth of Paul’s groceries for something the man could wear on his head.
You love sex but hate genitalia. It takes you 11 hours to tell a story that would take anybody else 10 minutes.
Sometimes you orchestrate your will over others and take control of an entire country. And I mean, who HASN’T done that, am I right?
Marvel at the fact that people are getting arrested on the one-year anniversary.
You wonder about that NYU freshman kid in the purple sweatshirt and what his story is and whether, to be honest, he’d be more interesting than Bret Easton Ellis because Bret Easton Ellis has kind of just, well, given up, it seemed, which was a horrible thing to think about a guy that was sitting right in front of you…
It had been during that 11-hour car ride, Pooh thought to himself as he spied the river off in the distance, when he realized he had to kill Piglet.