The Top Nick Miller ‘New Girl’ Quotes That Define Him As A Person

"Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

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Nick Miller (Jake Johnson) is one of the main characters in the hit Fox comedy series New Girl. Sarcastic, angry, apathetic, and socially inept, Nick is easily one of the funniest characters on the show. Nick is particularly beloved for his witty, pitiful, and hysterical lines.

Here are the top Nick Miller New Girl quotes that define him as a person.

“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”

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“Nick Miller: Turning lemonade into lemons since 1981.”

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“I am not a successful adult. I don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.”

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“I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.”

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

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“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.’”

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“It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.”

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“You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie.”