1. You send each other inspirational messages that speak directly to the heart (and vagina). View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 2. You rely on each other for that extra nudge you need to burn your ex’s house down. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 3. You always have each other’s back when it comes to dealing with fuckboys. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 4. Plus, she’ll tell you when you’re being totally insane. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 5. You’re not afraid to admit it’s kinda nice when guys grab your ass. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 6. Or that you’ve made a drunken mistake (or fifty). View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 7. You can brag about being a legit hoe without fear of judgment. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 8. Because you both know that a successful weekend is sometimes marked by the need to ice your vag. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 9. You lean on each other for BJ tips. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 10. And there’s no hiding behind the truth about how to make a guy like you. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 11. Like, at all. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 12. You touch base mid date whenever necessary (pretty much always). View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 13. You can count on each other to call it like it is when he doesn’t bother screenshot’ing your nudes. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 14. Or when he fails to text you back in an appropriate timeframe. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 15. You also have someone to share in the joy of fucking over his ex. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 16. When you like his ‘d’ more than him, you get to be honest about it. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 17. You’re also straight when you just want to get laid. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 18. Ditto to the spit-or-swallow debate. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 19. When a dude acts lame, you reassure each other he’s not worth tolerating. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 20. Especially if he’s a dumb, pussy chasing douchebag. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 21. You’re truthful about everything, really, including your need for booze to actually feel anything. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 22. The only person you trust more than your BFF is your drunk self. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 23. You reassure each other that the only reason you’re still single is that you’re both smart AF. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 24. If you’re gonna bother with guys, you know you have to have three in rotation at all times. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 25. Together, you’ve figured out exactly what love is. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 26. But you’re in no damn rush to get married, let alone have a baby. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts) 27. And you don’t waste compliments on dudes because you’d rather save them for each other. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Betch Texts (@betch_texts)