14 Useful Latin Profanities You Can Use To Curse At People (And Impress Them)
- Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts.
- Unitam coniurati te in foro interficiant! — May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
- Ascendo tuum. — Up yours.
- Te odeo, interface te cochleare. — I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
- Qualem mulericulam! — What a bimbo!
- Es mundus excrementi! — You are a pile of shit.
- Faciem durum cacantis habes. — You have the face of a man with severe constipation.
- Futue te ipsum! — Go fuck yourself!
- Podex perfectus es. — You’re a complete asshole.
- Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! — Stand aside, plebians! I am on imperial business.
- Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? — Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
- Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. — If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
- Fututus et mori in igni. — Fuck off and die in a fire.
- Ede faecum. — Eat shit.
