March 21 – April 19
With your enthusiasm, confidence, and taste for adventure, Aries are definitely going to end up in the bravest of the houses. Your impulsiveness will drive you towards greatness, but be careful that your tendency to lean towards idealism doesn’t get you stuck in a difficult situation… say, with a troll in the dungeon.
April 20 – May 20
Oh, you Tauruses. You’re just lovable squishy balls of pure loyalty. You’re also easily one of the most grounded of all the signs, which makes you the perfect friend to lean on in any situation. This house is where you belong, what with your level heads and plates of warm cookies.
May 21 – June 20
Speaking of cookies, Geminis are smart ones for sure. There’s no where else you’d fit in better than with other witty, sharp-minded members of what’s considered the most intelligent house at Hogwarts. Enjoy trading philosophical ideas and career goals!
June 21 – July 22
Some might argue that Cancers belong in Hufflepuff but I disagree. I think their tendency to lean towards introspection and shrewdness would put them in Ravenclaw. Cancers also can be calculating and seem withdrawn but really it’s just because they tend to live in their own heads — after all, there’s so much going on in there!
July 23 – August 22
Okay, so I know Leos are technically lions, so you may believe they belong in Gryffindor. That’s definitely my second choice but let’s be real here: Leos are all about themselves. They crave the limelight and will do anything for your attention. That’s total Slytherin, through-and-through… they just tend to put a Gryffindor face on that ambition. Which, when you think about it, is even MORE Slytherin!
August 23 – September 22
Stalwart and reliable, Virgos are another very loyal zodiac sign. They’re also quite practical and sometimes lean towards Hufflepuff tendencies but ultimately belong with the thinkers, the dreamers, the ones always reaching for the answers of the world.
September 23 – October 22
Libras are the ultimate nurturers. They want to keep the ones they love safe, happy, and comfortable. They seek harmony and love bringing people together. Get in here for a hug, badgers.
October 23 – November 21
Determined, compulsive, and driven to succeed: that’s a Scorpio for you. They’re willing to take a stand for what they want and damn right they’re gonna get it. Also, Draco Malfoy’s son is named Scorpius, and I bet that’s no coincidence.
November 22 – December 21
Optimistic, fun-loving Sagittariuses are definitely Gryffindors. They crave a good adventure and making everyone around them laugh. Natural-born leaders, they’re ready to take everyone into the fray and come out unscathed.
December 22 – January 19
Now while Capricorns lean a little more on the reasonable side of a Slytherin’s wild-eyed ambition, they’re still Slytherins. They’re just a little more… subtle about it. They’re going to achieve all their hopes and dreams, but in a practical, disciplined way.
January 20 – February 18
Aquariuses are the softer, more friend-oriented side of Gryffindor. Rather than focus on the blaze of glory they could create for themselves, they delight in the viewpoints of other people and helping others in need. Yet it’s the pure, unadulterated bravery fueling this humanitarianism that puts them in the house of the lion.
February 19 – March 20
Much like Cancers, Pisces tend to live in their own heads. Highly intuitive and creative, they definitely belong in Ravenclaw. One day all that daydreaming will transform itself, and true ravens know that they’ve got something really special inside.