9 Signs You Should Definitely Hook Up With Your Hot Neighbor

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1. It will save you so much gas money. Think about the environment!

2. You’ve seen them bringing groceries home and you know they’re going to have great after sex snacks.

3. You’ll know if they’re hooking up with other people because you can always see their bedroom.

4. They have one of those clever WiFi network names that make you laugh. A sense of humor is one of the sexiest things a person can have. They’ll have you laughing all the way to the bed…or something.

5. Your walk of shame is limited to 90 seconds.

6. You never have to clean your room to have someone over because you can just go to their place.

7. If they stop answering your texts you can just peek in their window to see if they’re actually asleep or really ignoring you.

8. You don’t have to worry about the awkward morning after. You can just peace out anytime since home is so close.

9. When you smell them cooking dinner you can stop by unannounced and get in that post-coital meal. TC mark

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