1. Our son is not his, but his brother’s.
“That our son is not his, but his brother’s…because his brother stayed with us for a period of time before he found a job, and when he would go on business trips his brother would lay in bed with me.”
2. I’m gay.
3. I might be gay.
“That I might like guys as well.”
4. Her best friend is better in bed.
“Her best friend is better in bed…”
5. I’ve jerked off to the thought of her sister.
“That my girlfriend’s sister looks kinda like porn star Gianna Michaels and that I’ve jerked off to Gianna Michaels’ scenes but imagined my girlfriend’s sister.”
6. I don’t love him anymore.
“That I don’t love him anymore.”
7. I think it’s time to break up.
“That I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways because we are not right for each other.”
8. I feel unappreciated and unloved a lot of the time.
“How unappreciated and unloved I feel a lot of the time.”
9. I think he’s boring.
“That I think he’s boring…I’m pushing him more to go out and meet new people and find hobbies he’s interested in, also for the sake of his mental health, but I just really don’t want to be the only person coming up with ideas for activities or having friends to meet up with.”
10. I’ve become a closet alcoholic in response to her alcoholism.
“That I’ve become a closet alcoholic due to the stress caused by a) her losing her job because of her own alcoholism and leaving me the sole burden of keeping a roof over our heads and b) helping her maintain her sobriety. The irony is crushing me.”
11. My wife is stupid.
“My wife is stupid and I hope she’ll never find out. I love stupid people. When 2+2 = rocket ship it’s impossible to predict anything. It keeps the relationship fresh.”
12. I secretly want to peg my boyfriend.
“I secretly want to peg my boyfriend.”
13. I think about suicide…like, a lot.
“I think about suicide…like, a lot. I don’t have any plans to go through with it, but I’m currently living with some major medical problems. I have chronic pain, and I need help for a lot of day-to-day activities. It’s bad enough that I have days where I think about ending it, but as much as I’m hurting, I couldn’t do that to my wife or my family.”
14. I’m no longer in love with her.
“That I’m no longer in love with her but she’s been suicidal and I’m scared of what will happen if I tell her… :(“
15. I’m pretty sure we’re on the path of breaking up.
“That I’m pretty sure we’re on the path of breaking up. Not right now, not in a week, not even in a month but that’s where we’re going. I know he loves me but I don’t think he’s in love with me anymore and I also think he hasn’t realised this because there isn’t really someone else he likes. Once he realizes this or someone he likes more comes into the picture, we’re done.”
16. I was the one who ate her leftovers.
“One time I ate her leftovers and when she asked if I knew where they went I said no. I still feel guilt about it to this day.”
17. I masturbate a lot.
“How much I masturbate. He thinks it’s like a few times a month — a conclusion he came to on his own and I never corrected. It’s really a few times a week.”
18. I am an atheist.
“She was religious, I pretended to be religious, too. I am an atheist.”
19. I still smoke cigarettes.
“If I’m away for whatever reason I will have a few cigs. She thinks I quit years ago but all I want is to smoke, endlessly. Like that episode of friends where chandler smokes a carton.”
20. I have $100k in a secret, separate account.
“I have $100k in a secret, separate account not to hide it from her but to be the hero if we ever need it in an emergency.”
21. Sometimes I pretend to go to work.
“Once in a while I pretend to go to work but instead I’ll go have breakfast while my wife goes to work then once she texts me she’s at work I go back home and chill all day watching Netflix or playing Fifa.”
22. I really REALLY don’t want to move to her hometown.
“That I really REALLY don’t want to move to her hometown when my current contract is up. There’s not much work for me there and what little there is is badly paid. Add to that that I’ll know nobody, that I don’t speak the language all too well, etc. etc….”
23. I’m glad when sometimes he is away on a business trip.
“That I’m glad when sometimes he is away on a business trip. It’s nice to be alone sometimes. I’m an introvert.”
24. I watch porn sometimes when he isn’t home.
“That I watch porn sometimes when he isn’t home.”
25. I’m in tons of debt.
“How much debt I’m actually in…our finances are completely separate so it’s not hurting him or his credit score…I would be completely embarrassed if he knew just how often I was completely broke by the next payday. if it stay on course, I should be good in 10 months….just paid one thing off this month, and have 8 payments left on 2, and 10 on another…then all I will have is my car payment…hopefully then I can start making extra payments on either his jeep or mine.”
26. I’m afraid I’m not enough for her.
“How insecure I am of not being enough for her. It burst out twice and she confirmed I am more than enough but the feeling that she deserves better doesn’t leave.”
27. I’m attracted to women twice her age.
“That I’m attracted to women twice her age.”
28. I was sexually assaulted.
“That I was sexually assaulted. Not something that comes up in everyday conversation, and something that is especially hard to reveal to someone you are currently engaged in a sexual relationship with. Always a fear that they will somehow see you differently. I was only able to admit it to my ex after we broke up.”
29. I stalk his ex on social media.
“I stalk his ex on social media and have no idea why.”
30. I don’t need sex.
“That sex is not something I want or feel I need. I love him. He’s attractive. I enjoy the intimacy but not the actual act. It’s not him. I often just feel… not sexual. I could take it or leave it but it means so much to him (understandably so).”
31. I don’t like crowds of people.
“I don’t like crowds of people. But when he wants to go mingle at a party or gathering I keep the fact that I wish I was anywhere else to myself.”
32. I have a gambling addiction.
“I have a gambling addiction. We don’t yet live together and it so far has no effect on her. I’m doing my best to break it before it becomes a problem for both of us.”
33. I still smoke pot.
“That I smoke pot even after I said I quit a few years ago, I know it’s no big deal in this day, but it is to her.”
34. I legally changed my name when I was 18.
“That I legally changed my name when I was 18. I just dropped my first name and made my middle name my first name. I moved after high school (I never ever liked my name and I wanted to change it since I was 12). He hasn’t met any of my childhood friends or family and we’re going back to my hometown in April so he can meet them. But I’m nervous. I don’t expect people that knew me up until 18 to call me by my new name all of a sudden but I’m also sure they’ll be surprised that he calls me by my new name.
Maybe I’ll just tell him the truth or say that the name they call me is my middle name and everyone just called me that for some reason. And I’ll tell my childhood friends/family that I told everyone to call me by my middle name when I moved away since they all know how much I hated it.
…my family/friends don’t know I legally changed my name either. Just one, and that’s because I needed someone to testify that I’ve lived in my province for longer than a year.”
35. I had an abortion.
“That I had an abortion.
I was young, in an immature relationship and in no position to be able to look after two lives.
I’m now in one of the best relationships in terms of love and friendship and we have the most beautiful daughter together.
Maybe I’ll tell him one day. Just maybe.”
36. My life would be over without her.
“That my life would be over without her and I’ll never find someone better.”
37. I cheated on her while she was in jail.
“My current is the first few months we dated she got put in jail for a month, and I cheated on her with a girl who I used to work with that I’d ran into. Wasn’t planned thing, we hung out alot, they knew bout each other..One day .One thing led to another and..I broke it off w friend a day later BC I wasn’t bout to lose the hpoa I had.”
38. I will eventually break up with her because she does not want kids.
“That I will eventually break up with her because she does not want kids. It’s killing me to delay the talk because things are so good, but that right there, is a deal-breaker for me. I figure I’ll tell her after this summer since we planned a vacation.”
39. I want her to be bisexual.
“I want her to be bisexual.”
40. I put all the stuff on the high shelves just to see her butt when she reaches for it.
“That I put all the stuff on the high shelves, in the wrong place, on purpose just to see her butt when she reaches for it to put it back.”
41. I’m a straight dude, but I really want to try sucking a dick.
“I’m a straight dude who’s happily married to a woman, and I really want to try sucking a dick.”