35. Don’t insist on a double date then flirt with the other guy all night.
“Insist on a double date then flirt with the other guy all night.”
36. Don’t text your mom through the whole date.
“She was in constant contact with her mother during the date. Should’ve been a warning sign to me because she remained that way our entire relationship. Lesson learned for me: the next time I’m on a date and she’s still attached at the umbilical cord to her mother, I’m out. Be an adult, be on your own person.”
37. Don’t tell your whole sob story on the first date.
“Don’t tell your whole sob story on the first date. Recently went out with a girl who most of what she talked about was how because of family drama and stuff she had to drop out of high school and now couldn’t go to college because she was on her own and had to work two jobs because she had no one to help support her. Just felt like she was expecting me to jump in and say ‘oh I’ll support you!’ Right then and there.
Oh, also don’t ask me 20 times before the first date if I’m going to murder you, eventually my answer will change.”
38. Don’t order the most expensive thing on the menu, take two bites, then push it away .
“Order the most expensive thing on the menu…take two bites and push it away.”
39. Don’t act ditzy.
“Act ditzy/stupid. It’s not funny or cute, it’s completely transparent and a massive turn off.”
40. Don’t bring your guy friends on the date.
“Have her guy friends join the date. It makes you look weak because everyone else is talking and laughing while you can’t really talk to them at the same comfort level. than you site there like a idiot all quiet and shit.”