8. A geeky passion, high intelligence, a beard, and a skilled tongue.
“A geeky passion, high intelligence, and a beard. It also helps if he can do that thing with his tongue.
If you don’t know what I mean, then you’re probably handsome enough to never need to use mind-blowing sex to compensate for your average looks.”
9. I’ve fallen for more than one ugly mechanic.
“The ability to fix stuff. For some reason, I love that in a man. I’ve fallen for more than one ugly mechanic…but in all seriousness, my husband can fix anything. If he doesn’t know how, he looks it up. He has no formal training or anything. I think it goes back to security. I feel safer when I know my man can fix stuff.”
10. I’d rather date an overweight guy with a receding hairline that could make me laugh and hold an intelligent conversation.
“I’d rather date an overweight guy with a receding hairline that could make me laugh and hold an intelligent conversation than a pretty boy who was as interesting as a box of hair. I’ve done both. Pretty boy gets old real fast.”
11. You could look like an inflated lawn gnome and if you’re intelligent and can hold a conversation, I’d hit it.
“Intelligence and naturally fluid conversation get me every time, and well-fitting clothes convey thoughtfulness and poise. You could look like an inflated lawn gnome and if you’ve got those two things goin’ on, I’d hit it. And I totally dated a guy (with those qualities) that was the spitting image of an inflated lawn gnome. Like to the point where complete strangers would comment on it. So yeah.”
12. You can have a face like a slapped arse but if you’re generous/kind and muscular, you’re VERY attractive.
“Generosity (helping others when opportunity arises) and muscles. A nice hard body with definition. These are the top two. You can have a face like a slapped arse but if you’re generous/kind and muscular, you’re VERY attractive.”
