10 Things To Know About Taking The Bus In Los Angeles

I have lived in Los Angeles for over 12 years now, and one of the things that has made it a pleasant experience is finding ways to avoid driving, especially during rush hour. While I’ve used public transportation in L.A. off and on throughout the years, for the last six months, I’ve been regularly taking the bus to work — which makes me an aberration amongst my friends in this city. It really is a wonderful way to save the environment as well as some gas money, but if you’ve never slipped $1.50 into the bus driver’s change machine before, there are some things you should be aware of.

1. Most people in Los Angeles won’t get it. 

In many cities with a functional public transportation system, taking the bus is seen as a natural part of life for the car-less, but in Los Angeles, most people who can afford to drive are deeply suspicious of this very large car that people pay to ride in (when they are not cursing at it for blocking a lane of traffic in order to make a stop). They might deign to take the subway up to Universal Citywalk to save on parking every once in a while, but willingly commuting on the bus? Does not compute. I’ve been asked two or three times whether I’d gotten a DUI — for many, that’s the only logical reason a white girl with an iPad would be taking the bus at all.

This is pretty much a class issue, and an unfortunate one. Nothing will open your eyes to the incredible diversity of Los Angeles like taking public transportation — for those who feel like they live in a sea of the desperately aspiring, it can be refreshing. Conversely, anyone who moves here expecting immediate access to the “Entourage” life should be required to spend a week on the bus. A week straight. Sitting next to the crazy guy, preferably.

2. The ratio of crazy guys to normal passengers is approximately 1:35.

Or, about one out of fifteen average bus trips. Which isn’t too bad, all things considered.

3. The hottest people on the bus will always be tourists.

They travel in pairs, wear giant backpacks, and will invariably be young and tanned from a previous stop on their grand world tour — a week on the beaches of Bali, maybe, or hiking the mountains of New Zealand. Their accents will be exotic, their energy positive and if you’re very lucky, they will ask you for directions.

4. The very worst part about public transportation is the TAP card system.

No offense, Los Angeles Metro, but the fact that I can add money to my TAP card on your website but I can’t check the balance is STUPID. It is STUPID and so are YOU.

5. The very very best part about public transportation is that you get to read.

Paperbacks, textbooks, phone apps, Kindles… No matter what you’ve got, the bus is a wonderful time to lose yourself in media. I use an iPad to sort through articles from Google Reader and Instapaper while I ride, which is wonderful — except that sometimes, it inspires weird conversations.

6. You’re gonna have some weird conversations. 

Most of the time, people will leave you alone on the bus, mostly because they want to be left alone themselves.  But shove any random group of people into a small confined space, and eventually some strange chatter will emerge.

The other evening, I was using my iPad to read an article about how to improve female representation in superhero comics, and the guy next to me asked me what it was. Specifically, he asked me “Is that the last thing Steve Jobs made?” I didn’t want to explain about the iPhone 4S, especially since there’s no way to know for sure that he was involved in its development and I get weirdly nitpicky when it comes to doling out credit for that sort of thing. So I said yes. He seemed vaguely satisfied, and we continued on in silence.

7. You can never, ever predict what the bus will be like. Never, ever. 

I show up at my bus stop every morning at very nearly the exact same time, because the only thing I know for sure is that if I leave my house before 8:25 AM, I should be able to get onto a bus before 8:35. Will that bus be half-empty, calm and quiet? Will it be nightmarishly packed with people, sweaty with barely repressed stress? Will it be that AND be the one bus ride in 35 with a crazy guy on it? There is no way of knowing, ever. Much like with life, all you can do is show up.

8. Streets matter. 

Most buses in L.A. don’t make crazy twists and turns, and thus the easiest way to navigate the city, especially in the area known as Mid-City, is to simplify things down to which bus lines go up and down major streets like Santa Monica Blvd. or La Brea.

Many times, multiple bus lines will be able to take you where you’re going, the difference being in whether they are Rapid or local lines. Rapid buses are nicer, go faster and make fewer stops; they are generally to be preferred if your destination is a major traffic destination. Local buses, meanwhile, are not so nice — recently, I’ve noticed a uptick in cheaply renovated school buses filling in — but they will make stops that the Rapid buses don’t, and run much later at night. Which is good, especially for those bold enough to use the bus as a cab substitute after an evening of drinking. (Pro tip: Avoid falling asleep on the bus. It never ends well.)

9. Bus schedules don’t matter. 

The bus will never arrive at the exact time the online timetable suggests. Maybe that happens in other cities, with predictable traffic patterns, but never in Los Angeles. However, they do usually manage to arrive within a certain range of that time — five minutes early to five minutes late. Learning their rhythm is key. And it will never be completely reliable.

10. Because taking the bus means waiting at bus stops.  

The tour buses might annoy you. The people might annoy you. Much will annoy you, about taking the bus. But then you’ll read an extra chapter of a great book you might not have gotten to, or two gorgeous French people will ask you what bus will take them to the Grove, or you’ll simply sit there one morning, watching the city roll by, looking at all of the cars around you, all of them needing gas and parking spaces and careful attention to the road ahead.  You’ll look at those drivers, and in a city where it’s easy to feel trapped, you’ll be grateful to feel free. TC mark

image – Ron Reiring


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  • Jmb

    Seriously? Not ONE measly reference to ‘Speed’? Only reason I clicked.

    • lizlet

      You are right. I humbly apologize.

  • mookie

    if you don’t have a car in LA, you are either broke or have ashamedly poor spatial recognition.

    1. People will judge you

    • A.

      If you drive a Prius in LA, you are either a granola cruncher or could afford a much nicer car but choose to be “eco-friendly”.

      1. People will judge you

  • dani

    Loved this!! Applies to every city, but very refreshing to hear someone in LA isn’t so out of touch as to think public transportation is for those who are “broke” or possessing “ashamedly poor spatial recognition”.

    Thanks for sharing!

  • Anonymous

    Having just stopped using my car in favor of taking the bus this was a perfectly timed article.  forget

  • RRG

    mention that you have an ipad four more times and this might be ok 

    • lizlet

      Fair point, noted.

  • http://thisisthenewblog.tumblr.com mercedes delusive

    omg. i’m so glad this exists. once (like a month ago) i hooked up with a person and the next morning he told me there was “a bus on the corner that would take [me] right [where i was staying]” after he asked if i needed a ride home…
    he was joking because he is the WORST person… but, yeah. 

    • Guest

      it’s just like a bigger car. grow up

  • http://rayguntest.tumblr.com Raegan

    LA is a horrible place. They won’t even let service dogs on the bus. fuckedup.

    • Guest

      This is a plain lie. I’m (another) veteran Los Angeles public transit user and I’ve seen service dogs on both the buses and the trains. A quick search of the LA metro website also turns up this:

      “Animals are not permitted in Metro facilities or vehicles, unless….[t]he animal is a service animal, as defined by the Americans with Disabilities Act, and is accompanied by a patron. “(See 6-05-030  Animals at http://www.metro.net/about_us/ethics/images/Customer-Code-of-Conduct-rev.pdf )

      • http://rayguntest.tumblr.com Raegan

        Well I was with a homeless person and the bus driver could have been disobeying the rules based on prejudice. I just remember being denied and having to take a cab with our last dollars to try to get out of LA. We had a tag from San Francisco.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mexifrida Frida

    I have never been to L.A., but I am able to apply this to my bus situations.
    I love that you never know what to expect.
     It’s actually something you end up looking forward to.

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  • WDeanis

    I used to take the buses everywhere when I lived in Valencia, Spain for a semester and it was cool- everybody took it. When I came back to NC I took the busses for a while and it was… The exact same. The ony difference is the cultural stigma of ew, taking a bus.

  • rose georgia

    i still don’t understand the stupid snobbery about the bus system in LA. when i visited with friends we took buses everywhere unless we were deeply confused about where we were going and split a cab. on the whole not only were the buses quieter than in london, but the people were no weirder. the strangest thing was going in straight lines for miles rather than lurching around lots of corners all the time. 

  • Ann

    I really enjoyed this! I used to take the bus all the time in DC and in the OC but not in LA yet. I am happy to know that the crazy guy ratio is 1:35 and not 35:1 like most people have been telling me. Time to try it for myself. Thank you for writing this!

  • http://www.facebook.com/patrickhuffine Patrick Huffine

    I’ve taken the subway in LA for the past 6 months and I can say that these rules apply exactly as well to that. Great read, and you’re dead on.

  • http://twitter.com/jkymarsh J. Ky Marsh

    I liked this a lot. As someone who came from an extensive history of never using public transportation and thought very lowly of people who did, I have become a 100% convert in the past year or so.

    I never took public transit when I lived in L.A., but if I ever move back, you can bet your ass I’ll be looking into it as a potential for getting around.

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