(March 21st to April 19th)
Because whether you’re going on a road trip across the country or just plopping your asses down on the couch for twelve hours of bingewatching shows, she’s always full of energy and spontaneity is the reason why you always have the best damn time.
(April 20th to May 21st)
Because she tells you the brutal truth even if it’s not what you want to hear, but the minute someone else insults you or upsets you, she’s defending the hell out of you.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Because every time you’re in a panic about how your life is falling apart, she knocks some sense into you, tells you to chill the hell out, and then gives you the best damn pep talk you’ve ever heard.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Because no matter how many times you think you can convincingly say “I’m fine,” she always knows when something is wrong and she always knows exactly how to force you to talk about it.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Because every time something good happens to you, she’s the first person you text or call because she’s the kind of friend who is even more thrilled about your successes than you are.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Because she’s the smartest person you know and every conversation you have with her feels like a conversation with a person who is a combo of Oprah and Dumbledore.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Because when you’re hangry, she’s the one person who can get you to calm down, with or without food.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Because your g-chats with her are the only way you get through your Monday’s at the office. She’s excellent at reminding you of all the things that don’t suck in your life.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Because as long as she is with you, you can have fun at even the most awkward social event that has ever existed.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Because she inspires the hell out of you and is the living example of the take-no-bullshit attitude that you want to emulate.
(January 21st to February 18th)
Because she is the epitome of a ride or die, and the two of you know more secrets about each other (both serious ones and hilarious ones) than you thought was humanly possible.
(February 19th to March 20th)
Because she gets you in a way no one else ever has, and when it comes to needing introverted time, she’s literally the only person in the world that you can hang around without being completely exhausted by the end of it.