Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
Someone who immediately states their interest in you, puts you on a pedestal, and extinguishes any sense of a chase the moment the two of you start talking.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
Someone who makes you feel emotionally insecure, is fairly closed off about their feelings, and makes you question everything about your relationship from the moment it begins.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Someone who is rooted in routine and habit, is inflexible to change, and would rather sit on the couch and play video games than go out and explore the world and get to know you on a deeper level.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Somebody who is not big on family and who prefers to be matter-of-fact about love and relationships rather than being emotional.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
A lazy partner who’s not particularly interested in achievement, and someone who’d rather do their own thing than depend on you and/or work together.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Somebody who’s on a different intellectual level than you, who can’t keep up with your way of thinking and isn’t interested in talking things out, and someone who makes you feel out of control in a bad way.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
A person who gets jealous when you socialize with others and has a hard time “sharing you,” and someone who makes you feel claustrophobic because of their clinginess or neediness.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Somebody who can’t handle your feelings for them (since your emotions can be intense and overwhelming at first), and someone who is not keen on physical signs of affection (no handholding, no kissing in public, no cuddling, etc.)
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
A Debbie Downer who thrives on negativity, who has low ambitions, and who gets jealous extremely easily.
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
A person who gets antsy in a relationship and wants to move it along at an extremely fast pace, someone who doesn’t respect your privacy, and someone who can be fickle about what they want.
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
Somebody who squashes your creativity, who is incapable of supporting and encouraging your unique and eccentric mindset, and who runs away the minute they finally ‘win’ you over,
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
A person who doesn’t know how to handle emotional intimacy, who writes you off as being “dramatic” when you react sensitively to something, and who cannot reassure you and make you feel secure in your relationship.