Maybe KhloMoney is the fairest of them all.
1.
Do woodpeckers get headaches?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 16, 2016
2.
Do bees know that after they sting you they’re going to die? So are they committing suicide if they do know?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 25, 2016
3.
Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 25, 2016
4.
Who picks these days we have? National puppy day? National sister day? I love them but who the hell starts these days?!?!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 25, 2016
5.
Y do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak &sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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6.
What happened to 411? Does it still exist? Do we still have the yellow pages?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 25, 2016
7.
Is there an age limit on being a belieber? #SeriousQuestion
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
8.
How is Bill short for William? What the fuck… Who and why would someone do that?!?! Your name is William!!! Not bill!!!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
9.
How do you throw away the actual garbage can?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
10.
How did we come up with colors? Who decided green will be green and blue will be blue? #DEEP
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 25, 2016
11.
What the fuck is invisible ink
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
12.
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
13.
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
14.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
15.
Why do banks charge you an ‘insufficient funds’ fee for money they already know you don’t have?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 17, 2016
16.
Why do sky divers wear helmets ? I promise you the helmet won’t help if the parachute doesn’t open
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 17, 2016
17.
What idiot put an ‘s’ in the word lisp?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 17, 2016
18.
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera? 🤔🤔🤔
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 17, 2016
19.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 16, 2016
20.
Why do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke? That one diet soda is really helping kids
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 16, 2016
21.
Wait…… Do penguins have knees?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 15, 2016
