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25 Women Reveal The Most Brutal Break-Up Text They Got From Their Boyfriends (This Is Savage)

You're a pain in the ass and you hurt worse than hemmorhoids - Sandy, 28

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1. “You’re a pain in the ass and you hurt worse than hemmorhoids.” – Sandy, 28

2. “I’m sorry, I liked my ex more.” – Carla, 21

3. “Face it…I’m a (film) director, you’re just a stylist…we have nothing to talk about anymore.” – Jeanne, 30

4. “I’d rather f*ck your mom.” – Bernice, 25

5. “Posting your nude selfies tonight if u don’t f*ck off.” – Gina, 22

6. “Sorry, I just think you’re an idiot, that’s all.” – Randy, 24

7. “You have 3 hours to remove your sh*t from my flat BTW your laptop stays with me.” – Maria, 26

8. “Check your inbox. You’re fired.” – Ann, 34

9. “I hate to break this to you but you haven’t lost enough weight.” – Carmen, 21

10. “Can’t marry you. Don’t wait up. Srry.” – Ella, 28

11. “Wife n children know. Gotta go.” – May, 26

12. “Mailed your stuff to your folks. Don’t come back.” – Irene, 31

13. “Wife got pregnant. Four’s a crowd.” – Lisa, 27

14. “People like you are the reason people like me hate f*ckin feminists.” – Andrea, 30

15. “You’re boring me to death darling.” – Petra, 23

16. “If you think you’re gonna just keep on being depressed let’s end it.” – Mira, 20

17. “You’re too good for me…and I’m too good for you.” – Holly, 25

18. “How would you like to be single again?” – Danielle, 29

19. “Met someone who likes my d*ck better than you.” – Angela, 26

20. “Moving out, you should pay the rent.” – Bo, 28

21. “My healer thinks I should leave you in the past.” – Marianne, 32

22. “Didn’t think going vegan meant you’ll stop blowing me.” – Alex, 27

23. “Not surprised you had bowel problems, you’re full of sh*t.” – Cornelia, 21

24. “You’re fat and like…that.” – Tedy, 26

25. “You’ll never do anything serious with yourself. You have a blog.” – Magda, 22 Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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