Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

By Johanna de Silentio

Updated 12 years ago, February 14, 2013

Anselm of Canterbury

Thomas Aquinas:

Aristotle

Jeremy Bentham:

Albert Camus

Rene Descartes

David Hume

John Stuart Mill

William of Ockham

Immanuel Kant

Soren Kierkegaard

Karl Marx

Friedrich Nietzsche

Blaise Pascal

Plato

Baruch de Spinoza

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