Jim Goad

it’s possible to literally die from laughter—not from the joke itself, but from the body’s reaction to it.

There are hundreds of different code words that people have used throughout the past few centuries to refer to sex. Here are some euphemisms for sexual intercourse that will make you laugh aloud:

A long, long time ago, I used to be a Christian. Then again, I also used to believe in Santa Claus.

There’s nothing more valuable in life than someone who’s nice to you and means it.