Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Yourself, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Hey there Delilah this is Tom and I'm your stalker I've been watching you for months But I don't have the balls to talk to you at all So I'll just write you this love song That's creepy huh? Hey there Delilah when you shower you're so hot But girl last night when you were shaving I noticed you missed a spot but that's ok 'Cause I like 'em hairy anyway so that's ok Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you What I would do to you Hey there Delilah if you look outside your window you will see me looking back at you my hair moves as the wind blows over me and I am sitting in your tree I'm in your tree Hey there delilah on the day I finally meet you I will show you all my videos I've got labels for each you'll be impressed You'll tell me "Hey Tom you're the best." And you know the rest Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you You don't like to be tied up in the bed of my pickup truck I'm sorry girl but there's no other way Delilah don't make fun of me 'cause I'm not packing much you see And this will be the first time I get laid Delilah I can promise you that by the time that we get through Your sex life it will never be the same And I'm to blame Hey there delilah I do not know what I'm doing But i've watched a lot of porno So I know what I'm pursuing and it's good They do the things I wish I could I wish I could Hey there Delilah I'll be walking by your house I pray that some day You will happen to come out and see me there You'll walk up to me without a care It will be like you always were there I'll run my fingers through your hair Your underwear Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you Oh what I would do to you UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you Ooohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh uhh uh uh uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhhhh

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