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Part mermaid……all American 💁🏼🇺🇸💃🏼🐠 #MerMadeInAmerica #AlwaysTheAriel #YouCanFindMeUnderDaSea #ItsBetterWhereItsWetter 💦💦 #H2bro #LoveTheFinsYoureIn 🐟 #SaltLife #SwimsuitModel #PoseBeforeHoes #FishesBeforeBitches #LovelyLadyLocks 💆🏼 #PanteneBroV #USAisBae #FourthOfJulyFleekend #BrosBeingBasic via @pmortsupreme

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jul 3, 2016 at 11:06am PDT

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Happy #Hallbroween, betches 🎉🎃👻🍬 Pumpkins out, bumkins out LOL! 🍑😜 #PumpkinSpicePaintJob🎨 #VincentVanBro #JackBroLanterns #FallSoHard #HappyCocktober 😏 #DickOrTreat #CutieWithABootie #CheeksOnFleek #ThighHairDontCare #Stop✋🏼…..#HammyTime #BrosBeingBasic #HalloweenButts via @taylormillerphoto 🙌🏼 (artist @andr3wrichard, model @richardbiglia)

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:46am PDT

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BOOTY ALERT! 🍑🚨 Been working on my gainz, can you tell? 👀😊 #BigBootyBro #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisJelly #LovePink #BrogaPants #DumpsLikeATruck #CutieWithABootie #StayHumble #Squatspiration #GainzForDays #WerkWerkWerkWerk #BodyPositive #IGotBunsHun 🍞 #BrosBeingBasic (pic via imgur, DM for credit)

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:53am PDT

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Taking care of your skin is SO important. I always start my nighttime beauty regime with a vibrating brush for deep cleansing and mild exbroliation. 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼 #BeautyBlogger 💄 #TipsAndTricks #BroFreshAndBroCleanClean #NighttimeRegimeQueen 👸🏼#BaeCaughtMeCleansing #SudsAndStuds #LoveYourSkin #AntiAgingAF #ExbroliateDaily #PrettyHurts #BrosBeingBasic via @gregghiller

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 24, 2016 at 6:38pm PDT

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Puppies > everything 🙌🏼😍🐶 #3MenAndAFurBaby #DogDads #Blessed #TotesAdorbs #FluffOnFleek #TheSnuggleIsReal #PlaytimeMoreLikeBaeTime #BrosBeingBasic via @eddyalvarez90

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 12, 2016 at 6:39pm PDT

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So #blessed to announce our new bundle of joy to the world! Thank you everyone for your love and support — we cannot wait to embark on this beautiful #journey! 👶🏼 #Blessed #Humbled #BlessedAndHumbled #BabyMakes3 #FallBaby 🍂🍁🏈 #AlreadyAWinner #BeautifulTanSkin #CountryRoadsTakeUsHome #NewFamily #BirthIsBeautiful #SaturdaysAreForTheBabyBoys #BrosBeingBasic via @jgrphoto

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Sep 23, 2016 at 7:17am PDT

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Maybe he's born with it….maybe it's Neighbelline 🐴💄#TrueBeauty #BrotoShoot 📸 #ForLoveAndLemons #LongHairDontCare 👸🏼 #EveryBlondeNeedsARedhead #ManeAndTail #LittleBrosOnThePrairie #TownAndCountry #WildHeartsCantBeBROken #MAREilynMonroe 💋 #ThotsAndTrots 🐎 #BarebackMountain #JustHorsinAround #WatchMeWhip #NowWatchMeNeighNeigh #BrosBeingBasic via @krtjms1 @cassidyduhon

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Sep 19, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

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What an ahhh-mazing Sunday admiring the breathtaking views at the #GrandCanyon! 😍🌄 #SundayBunday #Blessings #Views #SoBootyful 🙌🏼 #SkinnyArmStrong #ManTimeAndTanLines #CheeksOnFleek #LookCrackAtIt #SunsOutBunsOut 🍑🍑🍑 #RocksOutCocksOut 🍆🍆🍆 #GuysTrip #Aribrona #BestiesWithTestes #CutiesWithGluties #brosbeingbasic via @curtwhaymand

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Aug 28, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT

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Why wear clothes and be at work when you can be naked on a beach? 💁🏼🤔 #DeepThots #DudesOutNudesOut #SquadGoalsAndBodGoals #CutiesWithTheBooties #BeYourOwnMCM #EbrojiGoals 🍦🌽🍑🍆 #IceCreamPaintJob #MeSoCorny #PeachesAndCream #EggplantPorn #ThrowingNightshade 🍆 #EatYourVeggies 😏 #MondayBunday #BrosBeingBasic via @anthony.crane

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Aug 15, 2016 at 7:55am PDT

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Who's ready for a wiener?! 🌭🔥 #SundayBunday is always the best day of the week! 🌭🍑 #WhenTheBBQisLit #OscarMayerFire #LetMeSeeYaGrill #CookBackAtIt 👀 #CutieWithTheGluties 🍑 #SausageFestieWithMyBesties #KissTheCock 😏 #DressToImpress #PinkFlairDontCare 💁🏼💅🏼🎀 #IGotBunsHun 😎 #Brosbeingbasic via @the.gaily.grind

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Aug 7, 2016 at 4:18pm PDT

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Now this is the cure for the #SundayScaries. 💀 Nothing like a luxurious #BubbleBath on #NationalIceCreamDay 🙌🏼❤️ 🍦#SundaeFunday #TreatYoself #MeTime #CaloriesDontCountInTheTub #BenAndJerryMoreLikeBenAndHairy 😳 #JimmyFallonIsBae 😍 #TheTonightDough #IKnewYouWereBubblesWhenYouWalkedIn #BathAndBodyTwerks #JuniperBreezeBetches 🌾💨 #YouCanFindMeInDaTub 🛀🏼 #CartonFullOfFudge #ToeHairDontCare #CreamBetweenMyKnees 😳 #SpooningGoals 💁🏼 #ICallBigSpoon 🙋🏼 #BaeCaughtMeBathing #HotDogLegs 🌭🌭 #KneesOnFleek #BrosBeingBasic via @spacejam_eson

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jul 17, 2016 at 8:03pm PDT

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When the squad doesn't show but it's ok because more pizza for you 💁🏼🍕🍕🍕💃🏼 #PizzaPartyForOne 🙋🏼 #ExtraPepperbroni #CarbroLoading #CheatDay #TreatYoself #TwerkinFromHome #ThursbaeVibes #FloatOnFleek #HaterzWillSayItsPhotoshop 🙅🏼 #ImAllTheWayUp 👆🏼 #ItsNotDeliveryItsDickgiorno 😏🍆 #brosbeingbasic via @novak1112

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jul 14, 2016 at 3:37am PDT

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#Humpday more like #Jumpday, AMIRITE?! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 #NailedIt #YAASS #LiveLaughJump #BaecationGoals #TeenyBikinis 👙 #SpeedbroSquad #PantyPartyof5 #SkiesOutThighsOut #SPF69 😏 #BestiesWithTestes #LeapingIntoTheWeekendLike 🚀🚀 #HoldMyHandHoldMyHeart 👐🏼❤️ #SquadGoalsAndDadBodGoals #MotionOfTheBrocean #WhiteBrosCanJump #ReadyForTheFleekend #YOJO #BrosBeingBasic via @iansutherland106

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jun 29, 2016 at 7:17am PDT

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Sometimes you just need #BreakfastForDinner and a relaxing bath 😊🛀🏼🍴 #TreatYoself #MondayVibes #BeYourOwnMCM #BubblesAndBreakfast #PancakePimp #StacksOnStacksOnStacks #FlapjacksOnFleek #MrButtersworth #BisquickQueen 👸🏼 #SippinOnSomeSyrup #FoDrizzleMyNizzle #IDontForkWithYou #CarBroLoading #CheatDay #EatingMyFeelings #BananaHammockPancakes 🍌 #YouCanFindMeInTheTub #BrosBeingBasic via @therobelifediaries

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jun 13, 2016 at 5:07pm PDT

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OMG we've had the BEST time at #Brochella! 🙌🏼 Move over #Kendall and #Taylor, we definitely had the best #FestivalFashion this year. 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼 #FamilyPhoto #FestiesWithOurBesties #FlowersOnFleek🌺🌺🌺 #QueensAlwaysWearCrowns 👸🏾 #YAASS #BeThinAndShowSomeSkin 👙 #TummyTime #HotPantsWillMakeHerDance #SquadGoalsMoreLikeQuadGoals #LegDayMoreLikeLegBae #CamelToeMoreLikeCamelBro 🐫 #SkiesOutThighsOut #ShadyLadies 😎😎😎 #BaeCaughtUsStruttin #AndWeSlayAllDay 🔪#okLadiesNowLetsGetInFormation 🙆🏽 #PoseBeforeHoes #CelebStatus #VIPBroseGarden 🌹 #Coachella2016 #IndibroCalifornia #BrosBeingBasic via @mikenardelli17 ➡️➡️➡️ PS follow our #Brochella adventures on Snapchat "brosbeingbasic" 💥

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Apr 17, 2016 at 6:46pm PDT

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All aboard the banana boat! 🍌🛥😎 #HowsYourTuesday? 😏 #SevenPersonSelfie #DontPaddleJustStraddle 💁🏼 #IslandTime #BaeWatch #SquadGoalsAndBodGoals #DontHateUsCuzYouAintUs #CrossFat #MuscleMilkColadas #SittinOnTheCockOfTheBae 🙊#CruiseWithMyBoos ⛴ #IllNeverLetGoJack #TheBestShipsAreFriendships 👯 #LovingTheBrohamas 🌞🌴#MaiTaisTilWeDie 🍹🍹🍹 #HumblebragSwag #FloatinAndGloatin 🙆🏼 #TanDownForWhat #SPF69 😏 #SandyFeetAndSaltyKisses #LiveLaughAloha #BrosBeingBasic via @travis_hixon

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Apr 5, 2016 at 8:16am PDT

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When Mondays have you twisted up, just remember that you are beautiful and #blessed and tomorrow is another day to spread your wings. 🙌🏼 #QOTD #InspiredAF #MondayBrotivation #BeYourOwnMCM #DontGetItTwisted #ArePretzelsACarb? #IJustWantToLose3Pounds #SnacksOnSnacksOnSnacks #EveryBodyIsBeautiful #LifeIsTooShortNotToTreatYoself #GodMadeGlutenForAReason🌽🙏🏼 #TheyCallMeBigPretzel😏 #GotMustardInMyBag #Swag #NipSlipNoDickSlip🙅🏼🍆 #ShowingMyRaftNotMyShaft👀#IllFloatYourBoat #BikiniBodyGoals #StayHumble #BrosBeingBasic via @bradleyblaylock

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Feb 15, 2016 at 10:55am PST

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There is just NO better day of the week than #TacoTequilaTreatYoselfTuesday!!! 🌮🍹💁🏼 #Omg #SoBueno #40ounceMargs #SeñorRitas👯 #WhiteBroWasted #OneTequilaTwoTequilaThreeTequilaMORE 😜 #SippinAndCheeseDippin🧀🍶 #WeLikeBigCupsAndWeCannotLie #LiquidDiet #BrosBeforeHoes #DranksBeforeSkanks #BigGlassesBeforeBigAsses #StrawsBeforeBras #MessyHairDontCare #WelcomeToMyHoodie #SeriousFace😐 #NextLetsTakeASillyOne!!😝🤓😋 #BottomsUpBetches! #WeCanBarelyPickTheseUp #SkippedArmDay😔 #CanSomeoneSendOurServerOver? #BrosBeingBasic via @brendanwixtedphoto 💥 ps, please vote for us in the @shortyawards (link in bio!), love you bye🙋🏼

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jan 26, 2016 at 6:38pm PST

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Wow, we got a buttload of snow this weekend! 😏😏😏 Hope everyone is staying warm! 🔥#PeakABooty🙈 #SnowstormMoreLikeBrostorm #JonasBrothers #WalkinInAWinterBumderland #CheeksOnFleek #BlizzardsAndBootyCalls❄️🍑 #LookCrackAtIt 👀 #FrostyTheBroman⛄️ #FrozenMoreLikeBrozen😏 #LetItBroooLetItBroooooo🎤 #NYC🗽 #LowerBackSide #DatAssSnow #BaeCaughtUsBaring 😬#GluteGoals #FlakeItTilYouMakeIt❄️❄️❄️ #BrosBeingBasic via our fave @25park (ps there's another #BasicAF pic of these dudes on her account) 💁🏼

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jan 24, 2016 at 6:11pm PST

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"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid. Then always be a mermaid." 🙌🏼 #QOTD #Finspirational🐋 #AllArielAllTheTime #MerMadeYaLook👀 #LoveTheFinsYoureIn #SaltLife #JustLookingForASaltWife🌊 #BeachBodyGoals #SassyAndSandy #ImAShoreThing😏 #LookAtMyGoatee #IsntItNeat? #WouldntYouSayMyFacialHairIsComplete? #TheBroWhoHas…..#Everything #MerMAN #BaeCaughtMeFlippin #DinglehopperDiva🍴 #ItsNotTheSizeOfYourTail #ItsTheMotionOfYourOcean😏 #BrosBeingBasic via @bob_lionelove

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jan 20, 2016 at 1:24pm PST

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Merry Christmas, beauties! 💁🏼🎄💥 What's your favorite gift this year? For us, it's this ahhh-mazing #broquet set. 🏑 #PresentsOnPoint🎁 #AthletesOnFleek #HottiesWithDaBodies🏋🏼 #FabulousMoreLikeAbulous #SixPackinHeat🔥 #FoChiselMyNizzle #AllFlexZone #OnesieStrong #WorkoutWear #SquadGoalsMoreLikeBodGoals #StripeLife #PJsOverBJs👅 #SportsBrahs #JingleBalls #OurMilkshakesBringAllTheGirlsToTheYard #GrassOutAssOut #HitItAndQuitIt 🏑😏 #WatchMeWhip #NowWatchMeCroquet-quet #HappyHolibaes #BrosBeingBasic via @roberthunter89

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Dec 25, 2015 at 2:21pm PST

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This time of year, it's important to remember what really matters: Friendship, fashion, and forestry. 🙌🏼 #QOTD #Inspiration #SundayBestMoreLikeSundayBesties😊 #SquadGoals #ChristmasCardWeGoHard #BoyBandVibes #SuitsNSync #WhosTheJustin? 😳 #FashionOnFleek #OutdoorsInMichaelKors #PartyPants #SnowflakesAndBroflakes❄️❄️❄️ #TreePoseBeforeHoes #TrunksOutJunksOut💁🏼🌳 #SoMuchWood😏 #PimpsInPatterns #SuitNTieTilWeDie #StrikeABros🙆🏼 #DontHateUsCuzYouAintUs #GrinchDontStealMyVibes #ShadyLadies😎 #Fab5 #BrosBeingBasic via @jemanriqnm

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Dec 20, 2015 at 5:26pm PST

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I LOVE leisurely Sunday mornings after a long week. 💓 I have a delicious bowl of @realCapnCrunch, my fave mags, Adele on the speaker, and all the #MeTime in the world. 😊😊😊 #TooBlessedToBeStressed #TakeTimeForYourself #BreakfastGoals #BrunchWithTheCrunch #MostImportantMealOfTheBae😏 #IsThatABananaOnYourSockOrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe? 🍌🍆 #BananasNPajamas #MagSwag #YouCanFindMeInDaBookClub #SummerReadingBROgram #AlwaysABridesmaid😔 #SkipLegDayErryday #ThighGappinWithTheCapn #BrunchesOverLunges #WhoNeedsCalves💁🏼 #CankTheTank #CerealKiller😈 #ImTheCaptainNow #OJmoreLikeBroJ #GotMilk🍼 #SheWantsTheVitaminD 😏 #WatchMeSipNowWatchMeLayLay #TigerBeatOnFleek #MilkMustacheRides #CapInMyLap #TheCrunchBowl #iNeedAbigSpoon 😉 #BrosBeingBasic thx to leg model @cdupreecomedy😍 GUESS WHAT, we're giving away a massive supply of Cap'n Crunch to the best alternative caption for this photo! Hit us with your funny, Cap'n lovers! 👊🏽

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Nov 15, 2015 at 8:09am PST

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When it's #NationalSandwichDay and #ArmDay….you lift heavy. 💪🏽💪🏽🍞 #SandwichSelfie #GainzForDays #TrainingBae #LiftEatRepeat #ChickenParmPimpin #NoParmNoFoul #GoodInBread😏🍞 #PepperJacked💪🏽🌶🧀 #BabyGotJack #BrosBeforeMayos #SunsOutBunsOut🍔 #SkiesOutRyesOut #WhiteBreadCantLunch #YeahImIntoFitness #FitnessInMyMouth💁🏼 #WheatOnFleek #GainzAndGrainz #BLTsAndBLDeezNuts #BoatsAndHoesWithMyOatsAndBros #SubwayMoreLikeSubBae #FuckJaredTho #MeatSweats #DoYouEvenLunchBro? #ReturnOfTheSnack 👊🏿 #WichPlease✋🏼 #BrosBeingBasic via @gains_whisperer

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Nov 3, 2015 at 12:15pm PST

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Nothing makes me feel sexier on the campaign trail than a #ManBun! 🇺🇸👸🏼 Let's make this country great again….from head to toe! 🙆🏼 #TrumpManBun #IGotBunsHun 🍑 #LovelyLadyLocks #BrosInBows #PrimpinAintEasy #AmericaImBeautiful #BlondesAreBlessed🙌🏽 #TronaldDump💩 #HereToHauntYourDreams #CantUnseeThis 🙅🏼👀#YoullNeverForgetThisFace💁🏼 #Republicant #HairThereAndEverywhere #ManeAttraction #BrowsOnFleek #HotterThanMyDaughter 🔥 #JKThatsImpossible😏 #CreepyDadVibes #FuturePresident….of #PanteneBroV 🎀 #AndHillaryThoughtSheHadTheBestBuns 😎 #BrosBeingBasic @esquire

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 1, 2015 at 12:37pm PDT

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"The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, I don't know where I'll be tomorrow." #QOTD #JourneyVibes #TGIFribae #PierPressure #BoardwalkThisWay #FerrisWheelersDayOff #IfICouldGiveTheWorldAHug #BackDay #MuscleAndFlow💪🏽💪🏽 #TrapKing #ShoulderBladesOfSteel #SantaMonicaIsBae #CaliforniaBrosWereUnforgettable🌴 #DaisyDukes #BikinisOnTop 💁🏼👙 #OrNothingAtAll😏 #NoShirtZone #SunsOutGunsOut #SandsOutHandsOut #ForearmsOnFleek #BisTrisAndBlueSkies #TriDelts😎 #BeachBabe #SandyToesBeforeHoes 👣 #BrosBeingBasic via @asenseofhuber

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Oct 2, 2015 at 11:47am PDT

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#Saturbae is for betches, boats, butts and boobies! 👯⛵️🍑🍥🍥 #FreeTheNipple #TakeYourTopOff #SpinItRoundYourHeadLikeAHelicopter🚁 #PeteyPabloFlow #Besties #Biffles #MyLoves #FriendshipOnFleek #LakeLife #BootyBootyBootyRockinEverywhere #SunsOutBunsOut #SkysOutThighsOut #HappyKitties 😻😻😻😻😻 #BlessedToBeBootylicious #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisBelly #ManBunBeauties #BeachHairDontCare 💁🏼 #BoatsAndHoes #MoreLikeBoatsAndBros 👬 #SeamenStrong 😏 #BikiniBods #BrosBeingBasic via @scott_butt

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Sep 19, 2015 at 9:30am PDT

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Happy #NationalHotDogDay everyone! I'm celebrating by laying out in my apartment complex courtyard with my fave food. 💁🏼 #FaveHoliday #TookOffWorkForThis #WhoNeedsABeach? #HotDogsOrLegs? #YoullNeverKnow 😏 #SausageFest #FranksOnFleek #CondimentCutie #RealMenMustard #KetchingUpWithTheKardashians #BunsAndPuns #SunsOutBunsOut #SkysOutThighsOut #TreesOutKneesOut #WalkingInAWeinerWonderland #BallparkPimpin #HebrewNationalVibes #KosherAF #NathanStrong #LegDay #LetsMeatUp #TripToThighland #HowIsThereNoHotdogEmoji? 😫😫😫😫😫 #BrosBeingBasic

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jul 23, 2015 at 12:06pm PDT

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My #WCW goes out to none other than my #MustangSally. There's no one else I can ride like her. 🙌🏾🚘 #DreamCar #BaebyBlue #YouShouldSeeWhatsUnderTheHood 😏😏😏 #HorsepowerForDaysSon 🐎🐎🐎 #IceCreamPaintJob 🍨🎨 #ParkingLotPimpin #ParkingLotPlanking #v12Engine #iDontKnowWhatThatMeans #ICantEvenChangeATire #OkILiedThisIsntMyCar #IJustSawItComingOutOfYogaClass #Broga #Brogi #Broseph #BrotatoChip #ToeTouchTime #ManBunsAndSweatpants #BeardGamePowerful 💪🏾💪🏾 #KillingIt #UntilTheOwnerShowsUp #StrangerDanger #HurryUpAndTakeThePicSoICanGetBackToMyTercel #GetawayCar #BrosBeingBasic via @jump_back_chaturanga

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Jun 10, 2015 at 6:01pm PDT

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Oopsies! Bae caught me celebrating #NationalPizzaDay. 😳 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 #OMG #FaveHoliday #CaloriesDontCountOnHolidays 💁 #Journaling #Reflection #EatingMyFeelings #DoughBro #GuysLoveGluten 🙌 #PepperoniPrince 🙇 #BachelorMondays 🙊 #DinnerInBed #ThisIsAFuton #IHaveAnEggCrateOnItTho #TargetComforter #LoveLair #BoutToMakeLoveToThisPizza ❤️ #MultipleFoodgasms #ExtraCheese #LactoseIntolerant 😬 #GasForDays 🙊 #BloatedAF #YOLO #SliceLife #PizzaIsMySoulmate #ItsNotDeliveryItsDigiorno #JkIMadeThis #ItTook6Hours #EarnedIt #BrosBeingBasic via @b_schulke

A post shared by Bros Being Basic (@brosbeingbasic) on Feb 9, 2015 at 6:31pm PST