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39 Soul-Crushing ‘FML’ Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Life

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Jesse Herzog
Jesse Herzog

1.

“Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. FML”

2.

“Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML”

3.

“Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn’t at work, to which I responded, ‘Because you fired me yesterday.’ He didn’t say anything, and hung up. FML”

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