Jeffrey Ellinger

“Then the worst happened, that big, dark, hunky boy, the only one there huge enough for me, who had been hunching around over women, and whose name I had asked the minute I had come into the room, but no one told me came over and was looking hard in my eyes and it was Ted Hughes.”

22. PoeticWindSongs

You may not be aware of a Christian band channeling Pere Ubu, Jello Biafra, Gordon Gano, Man or Astro-Man, G.G. Allin, The Sex Pistols, and Devo.

It wasn’t till sophomore year, after a conference over Christmas break, that I started to truly give my life to God.

Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I’m looking for the love of my life. In my head, she is a mix of Lake Bell, Jenny Slate and the Jewish woman from the Big Freedia music videos.

‘Manhattan’ may be just a romantic comedy. But it’s the smartest one ever made.