James Swift
James Swift is an Atlanta-based writer and reporter.
7 Times Wackos Tried To Assassinate Barack Obama That You Might Not Even Know About
“With the moving vans all loaded up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, how about we mark the end of an era by reflecting on some of the most insane, harebrained assassination plots ever conceived to off the O-man?”
ASMR And The Height Of 21st Century Loneliness
“So yearnful are we for real social bonds that our new wave fantasies are the rudimentary pleasantries of 25 years ago – thanks to the shackles of the World Wide Web, legions of young people today view banal chit chats with waitresses and optometrists as unrealistic as ChatRoulette sessions with Darth Vader and Slender Man.”
10 Disturbing Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Adam Lanza
Lanza – an anorexic vegan who weighed 112 pounds at the time of his suicide – was so emaciated that signs of malnourishment-related brain damage were revealed during his autopsy.
5 Reasons Imperial Japan Was More Terrifying Than Nazi Germany
Hitler was horrific, but Hirohito was even more horrendous – and here’s the proof.
Why I’m Fasting For Thanksgiving
…and you should, too.
The 10 Scariest Non-Horror Movies of All-Time
Today, I would like to pay tribute to ten of the most terrifying films ever made that, for all intents and purposes, weren’t explicitly designed to scare you senseless.
Why Every Guy Should Date A Goth Girl At Least Once
“You don’t want to go to your grave not knowing what it’s like to make out with a girl wearing midnight black lipstick, do you? Aye, such would be a fate grimmer than death herself.”
How 9/11 Turned From Tragedy To Kitsch
The great residual effect of 9/11, if you aren’t old enough to vote or buy cigarettes at the moment? “Murica.” Yes, that’s what 9/11 means to today’s kids. Not terror. Not tragedy. Not the loss of safety. It means “that weird point in time before social media where everybody liked Chuck Norris.”