(March 21st to April 19th)
Be patient! You like it fast, efficient, and to the point. But often the lull of life is slow, not so efficient, and tries to sucks the vibrancy out of every aspect of your happiness. Nonetheless, always remember that you are resilient and cool-headed, and no procrastination of any kind can bring you down.
(April 20th to May 21st)
Yo, buddy, take a chill pill. We get that you’re not digging this situation at the moment and that you have absolutely no yearning to complete this “stupid” work, but ya know, you just gotta get it done. Try to look at the glass have full and please don’t be so stubborn!
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Oh my good friend Gemini, please do not destroy yourself with your worrying. You have this! You can get through it. We believe in you and all you need to do is believe in yourself. Once you do that, your bubbly persona will return and you will be able to take out this procrastination like never before.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
We get it. For you, the glass is half empty. Old people who say they are seventy years young need to just stop. And to you, Chemistry is basically just interactions between elemental Grunge (Gr) and No (No). But please keep your head up. Procrastination will be a thing of the past once you get your tenacious butt back into gear.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Honestly, Leo, just get out of bed.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Procrastination is strong in this one. Yet somehow, you are also the hardest working person you know. Nonetheless, Virgo, unfortunately you are the perfect human form for procrastination. You suffer from an overbearing shyness, an intense fretful and overly self-critical nature, and you are the epitome of PERFECTIONISM. But find yourself a strong support network and you will soon be back on your way to success.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Libra, seriously, just focus. You’re all over the place. You jump from thing to thing to thing. Just make yourself sit down, do something from start to finish, then give yourself a reward afterwards. Do this over and over. Lather, rinse, repeat.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Not everyone is out to get you, Scorpio! Utilize your resources and your own knowledge and soon your distrusting (semi high-key paranoia) will dissipate as will your procrastination. You have this and the people around you have you!
(November 23rd to December 21st)
You have a very strange relationship with procrastination. On one hand, you love to over-deliver. Yet on the other hand, the hand that is unfortunately usually driving the wheel, you under-deliver because of your immense lack of good-old-fashioned patience. Relax, my friend! Everything will plan out exactly how it should as long as you give it enough time to get started.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Sometimes you can be a little stubborn, but for the most part, Capricorn, you have a pretty good work ethic. Go you, and to be honest, just keep it up and be thankful. Everyone else is sort of low-key dying.
(January 21st to February 18th)
Please, my friend, do not overthink it. We know you feel confined and constrained by your current project or situation, but just work through it. You got this and you do not need to create an elaborate plan to accomplish your goals. By capitalizing on your creativity and independence, you can combat that annoying procrastination problem.
(February 19th to March 20th)
Remember, Pisces, that the only thing you have to fear is your own fear of being criticized. Your artistic freedom and demand for self-perfection often inhibit you from obtaining your goals. Just let it go. Pull an Elsa and get out and work it.