20 Hilariously Deranged wikiHow Articles That Shouldn’t Exist (But They Do)
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wikiHow is one of the most interesting websites out there. Users get to create their own “How-To” guides to help inform the people of the internet. Sometimes, however, the usefulness of these guides…could be in dispute.
Here’s some interesting pages we stumbled upon, clicking on the header will take you to the full page! See what you think.
1. Time Travel
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-1-59-09-pm.png)
Who wouldn’t want to go back in time? But even for its appeal, this wikiHow seems unlikely to make it happen. The article does go through an extensive list of time travel options, but like, still probs not gonna happen.
2. “Sexing” Turkeys
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-2-51-29-pm.png)
Okay, granted, this makes a little more sense once you read the article. But this could have been headlined a bit better…
3. Goodbye 4eva
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-3-17-08-pm.png)
Why didn’t I read this entry before college finals?
4. How to do REAL MAGIC
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-3-19-44-pm.png)
These aren’t “magic tricks” these are real magic spells. Read on, if you want…
5. Dictatorship for Dummies
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-3-42-34-pm.png)
Is this really something we want to be promoting?
6. The next Marvel movie will be…you?
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-3-46-29-pm.png)
This article takes you step-by-step on how you could be the next Superman. Step one: be born on Krypton.
7. Mindreading
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-3-54-25-pm.png)
I would’ve been impressed with an article about how to read minds, but this article is just about how you can trick people into *thinking* you can read minds.
8. How To Breathe??
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-02-29-pm.png)
Step Two: Inhale through nose.
9. How to Phone Sex
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-05-09-pm.png)
If you don’t know how, you don’t need to.
10. How to Laugh “Naturally”
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-09-23-pm.png)
This picture is too much for me. Moving on.
11. Saying Sorry to a Feline
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Step One: Find a good time to apologize.
12. How to Sexually Please a Woman
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-14-48-pm.png)
“Rock her world.”
13. Becoming A Ghost
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-18-32-pm.png)
Who would want to stay in this world??
14. How to do…something?
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-20-28-pm.png)
I honestly don’t know what’s going on here.
15. How to be Filled with the Holy Spirit
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-24-49-pm.png)
Step One: Open your mind.
16. How to Get Drunk
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-27-28-pm.png)
17. How to Eat Pizza
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-32-33-pm.png)
This article has SEVEN steps. SEVEN.
18. How to Open Your Third Eye
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-34-11-pm.png)
Step One: Locate your third eye…
19. How to Make Toast
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-37-34-pm.png)
Learn more about making toast here.
20. How to Stop a Wedding
![wikiHow](https://thoughtcatalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-30-at-4-43-11-pm.png)
Step five: suggest a “fake” wedding.