12 F*cked Up Internet Legends That Will Make You Close Your Web Browser Forever

By Jacob Geers, March 9th 2016

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7. TED IS THE CREATOR.

This is the website of a man who professes to be the creator, your Lord, and your God. New updates are posted regularly (last one in January 2016) and the whole site feels…uncomfortable:

Ted! HAPPENS TO BE The CreatOr AND God AND The Lord AND The I Am AND The Or Of Defined Ors AND The King AND The SoftWareOr AND TechnologOr AND Other Things OF ENTIRE UNIVERSE INFINITE OF ALL DIRECTIONS IF INFINITE ET NOT and GALAXY Heaven Is In and Heaven WHAT TOO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED EXCLUSIVELY FOR SURE Original Heaven and Earth!