29. Don’t let people you don’t know into the house
Hosted three girls from a satellite office of the company I used to work for. They stole the horseshoe ring my mom got me for my bat mitzvah and one of my roommate’s gold earrings that had belonged to her grandmother. Could never prove it and never got the jewelry back.
30. Some friend you are
I had a friend over for dinner. I’d just had my garage doors painted. She comes in and says “Ugh, did you paint the doors that colour on purpose?”
So, I’m making dinner and she says, “Oh, meh, I don’t feel like that. I’ll just run out and get something.”
And for dessert, she turns her nose up and says, “That doesn’t sound very good. You might like it though.”
So, she hasn’t been invited for dinner again.
31. My dog. My house. His couch
Pushed my dog from the couch. It’s his home, not yours.
