7. Oh yeah? This, this is HARD MODE

Countless times, jacking it. Parents just got to the point they stopped opening doors.. Period.

However my brother was caught jerking it on the family computer, in the living room, to preggo porn, at like 3:30… in the afternoon. – habitual_masturbator

8. I thought that’s what you did when you truly love someone

I fortunately haven’t had anything horribly humiliating happen to me but I do have a lovely story about my sister that embarrasses the heck out of her whenever it’s told.

When she was about 6-years-old she had a gigantic crush on Aaron Carter. She named this body pillow we had in the house after him and said it was her boyfriend. One day she heard me and a friend talking about sex (god, how did I know what that was at 9-years-old?) and asked what it was. We told her it’s when you lay down on the person you love and hump them (though I probably didn’t use the word hump) One day my mom and I walked into her room where she’s furiously humping “Aaron Carter.” Mom gets this gigantic look of shock on her face and asks what she’s doing and my sister replies “Having sex with my boyfriend!”

My poor sister. I will never let her forget that one. – Blipblipbloop