7. NilSanity

So I am hanging out with my Significant Other at the time, and we were making out on the couch, like all up on each other grinding and moaning. We had not seen each other for a couple weeks as she had just gotten back from vacation. So things are really starting to heat up and we were getting ready to shed our clothes when the phone starts ringing. My SO lets out a groan and complains, telling me not to pick it up. You know how phones are, though, you just can’t leave them ringing because what if it was something important, etc.

So I pick up the phone and this older sounding man speaks up on the other end. I can’t really make out what he is saying though so I tell him to speak up. At this point my SO, probably because she was annoyed that I had picked up the phone and stopped our make-out session, hits the speakerphone button on the phone cradle. Loud and clear this man’s voice blasts from the phone speaker: “What are you doing with my daughter!?”

As we heard the distinct click of the phone line going dead, me and my SO just looked at each other a moment in amazement as we both knew her dad had been dead for years.

8. iamapizza

One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; “What you do with my daughter?!”

I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead!

Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Soviet Russia.