35 Hysterical Times Children Revealed Their Parents’ Personal Lives To Other People

I probably embarrassed the hell out of my parents too, but these...these are so much better.

Updated 8 years ago, October 12, 2016

32. Fabster22

In 4th grade my mom and teacher were talking about an upcoming class trip, one of those that lasts like 3 day, and she was asking what she needed to pack for me and he says the usual stuff bla bla. And then my mother decides to try to be funny and say “and lots of underwear, you know how moms love to pack underwear” to which I responded “but mommy you don’t wear any underwear” my mom practically ran out of there!

33. suprnvachk

Former catholic school teacher here. The 1st grade teacher at the school I taught at was a nun, Sister Katherine I believe. She had a particularly naughty little girl in her class one year, prone to tantrums, trouble following directions, hitting others and herself, throwing fits and the like.

Apparently after refusing an instruction given to her and being threatened to call her father, the little girl announced to Sister Katherine with a devilish grin that “My daddy says he’d looOOOoove to see you in a bikini.”

34. k_alva

When my sister was about 3, she turns to my (very conservative) aunt and yells “I’m a cowboy!” My aunt replies, “No honey, you’re a cowgirl.” My sister say “No, I’m a cowboy!” My aunt contradicts, “No, you’re a girl. Only boys can be cowboys.” My sister looks at her like she is the stupidest person imaginable and says, “I’m pretending I have a penis.”