The Myers-Briggs Personality Types When Something Goes Wrong

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Allef Vinicius

ENFP: *Sweats nervously* NOTHING IS WRONG. NO IT’S NOT. I WILL JUST CHUG 45 COFFEES AND STAY AWAKE UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO REFRAME THIS AS A GOOD THING.

INFP: *Retreats to meditate for five straight days until their energy is re-aligned with their new set of circumstances*

ENFJ: HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE DOING REGARDING THE THING THAT IS GOING WRONG? Have no fear. I’ll formulate a plan to get you all back on track within two years. Don’t worry about me, I don’t need to sleep for the next two years!!

INFJ: Ah yes, I figured this would go wrong. Everyone can stay at my place while they figure out what to do next! Just figure out what to do next quickly, maybe?

ESTP: Something’s gone wrong? You don’t say. Alright give me ten minutes and some duct tape, I’ll fix it.

ISTP: Yeah, things go wrong all the time. Just leave me alone to tinker with it, I’ll find a shortcut to get us back on track.

ESTJ: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I REST FOR A HOT SECOND. Alright everyone assemble, here’s exactly what we’re going to do to fix this.

ISTJ: I’ve been working for ages to ensure this wouldn’t go wrong. But since no one else thought it was a problem, here we are.

ESFP: Something went wrong?! Oh thank God, I was getting so bored!!

ISFP: Maybe if I wrap myself up in a huge cocoon of blankets the wrong thing will just resolve itself?

ESFJ: *Blood pressure spikes* OKAY IT’S OKAY WE CAN FIX THIS but we all need to get on the SAME PAGE.

ISFJ: *Breaks out in cold sweat* You guys, the ESTJ has a plan, maybe let’s just listen to them?

ENTP: *Starts inventing a solution to the problem, then gets distracted by a more interesting problem and solves that instead* *Several months later remembers the original problem and hires someone else to solve it*

INTP: *Reads everything that’s ever been written about how to solve the problem.* *Forgets to actually solve it.*

ENTJ: *Establishes what will eventually be the official procedure for solving the problem in the future.*

INTJ: Ah, I see the most likely disruption has occurred. *Pulls one of 800000 contingency plans out of back pocket* TC mark

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

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