What Each Myers-Briggs Type Is Secretly Smug About


ENFJ: Knowing what’s best for everyone, because they’re wiser and more emotionally savvy than the other types.

ENFP: Leading an unconventional life because they’re more daring and creative than the other types.

ESFJ: Being popular and socially dominant because they’re more in tune with the rules of social conduct than the other types.

INFP: Being profoundly misunderstood by everyone else because they’re deeper and more interesting than the other types.

ESTP: Understanding how to get things done without following the bullshit rules and procedures that the rest of the other types are obsessed with.

ISFJ: Being more genuinely selfless than the other types, because they don’t call any attention to their altruistic nature.

ENTJ: Naturally assuming every position of leadership because they’re obviously more intelligent and driven than the other types.

INTP: Having a more accurate and objective world-view than everyone else who is so easily swayed by social trends and the garbage that the media feeds them.

ENTP: Having to do half the work to achieve twice the success of others, because they’re sharper and more creative than the other types.

INFJ: Understanding everyone they meet but nobody understanding them, because they’re rarer and more complex than the other types.

ISFP: Being a big, creative mystery to the other types, because they don’t deserve to understand the ISFP’s true self.

ESTJ: Understanding the clearest and most obvious route to success that the other types somehow missed, even though it’s right there for everyone to see.

ESFP: Being hotter and more socially savvy than the other types, without even having to try.

INTJ: Understanding all of the deepest, most intimate truths about how the world works but not sharing those truths, because the commoners wouldn’t understand.

ISTP: Seeing the shortcuts for getting things done that the other types don’t see because they’re too busy learning the rules to actually pay attention to how things work.

ISTJ: Being more principled than the other types in literally everything they do. TC mark

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

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